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About Me

S E E * M Y * A R T
at http://RedEyeLoon.NET
I was born two days after Xmas. There were record car crashes that day. My legs weren't in their sockets so the doctors put a brace on me for my frst two weeks of life.
Later: I spent a lot of time climbing tress and playing in the mud.
In third grade I started drawing dinosaurs. I still am. I would walk around school pretending I was a veloceraptor. People thought I was retarded.
In fifth grade my dad took me to see "The Fifth Element". I have been in love with Gary Oldman ever since.
In eigth grade I started doing theater again.
In tenth grade I made my first video. It was an informational video about lacerations and headwounds. It starred a paper doll with an afro. It was a sucess.
My senior year I went to a new charter school that just opened. I spent the year making videos and editing them in the editing suite they made for me. I graduated in a class of me and two guys named Nick.
I came to Chicago to study filmmaking.
I Like: snow, walking, sitting in and watching movies, and when birds mate in public. I hate: narrow minds, hot weather, and strangers who ask me if I "wanna be friends"

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ghandi's Son(you know, the one that lived in a wine cellar for fifteen years. He wrote that book...it's been optioned by Paramount...I think...)

My Blog

Batman, Bitches!!!!

~So, I've gotten many complaints (one) that I stopped adding, what I call an adverb, "Bitchess" to the titles of my ever-so-popular and frequently updated myspace blogs. So, I will continue this trend...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 11:48:00 GMT

Live from Los Angeles!

Well,I WOULD post something new, while I'm here in L.A.but I'm WAY too busy working. And I'm stuck in traffic right now. So I'll go.~Mary~
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 21:31:00 GMT

Update Bitches!!!

So, I'm posting an update at gunpoint (thanks Scott)No longer am I in Hawaii. Me and the boy have returned to the great land of illinois where the temperature continues to drop.Our next course of act...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 22:03:00 GMT

IMDB BITCHES!

Have you ever swallowed your spit while inhaling, and then suddenly started choking, and coughing uncontrollably? Yeah. That's how I just spent the last minute. It was great.You know what else is g...
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 22:49:00 GMT

1 week to Hawaii, Bitches!!!

Pretty self explanitory.I'm excited.
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 17:48:00 GMT

Merry XMas, BITCHES!!!!

Yeah. that's right. I'm Christian. So I say X-mas.Hell yeah, We're going to Hawaii. So far it looks like the end of January. We'll see.We will see...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 16:56:00 GMT

Let it SNOW, bitches!!!!

I'm looking otuside, and it looks promising: about a foot of snow. And the neighbor's house has alost vanished from sight thanks to all the white crap in the air. And I'm eating a bagel.It's gonna ...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 07:24:00 GMT

It's the air! I blame the air!

Well, I'm sick again. I think this year I've got a record!In the past few months I have had stomach flu, strep throat + a virus, and now I've got another virus of some sort attacking my throat. It's...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 20:22:00 GMT

some one's got to shoot the fuck'n ice cream truck

Don't cities have noise limits? I know a bunch of people in northfield would get ticketted for loud cars. So who gave the ice cream man full license to blare that campy music at 10:00 in t...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 16:05:00 GMT

FILMS: Deer Hunter & Snatch

I'm now riding high on a Guy Richie craze. Two movies I recently rented: Snatch and Deer HunterAbout DEER HUNTER (1978):Long. Very very long. I was first interested in it when we watched a clip in ...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 09:44:00 GMT