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SPAV

Poverty is not for me........but I'd take her back again.

About Me

My name is Travis. I pretty much rule. I play bass guitar for Southern Flame. I think we kick ass and so should you. I live with my beautiful wife and our little bastard cat Trooper. I dig the fuck out of hangin' out with my buddies whenever I get half a chance. I'm currently unemployed, you should give me a job. Click here to get your own network banner - Over 680 to choose from This profile was created using: ProfileTweaks Editor Ver.2

My Interests

Comics, Movies, Music, Toys, Cigarettes and Boobs.

I'd like to meet:

Dimebag (R.I.P), Phil Anselmo, Kirk Windstein, Jimmy Bower, Rex Brown, Pepper Keenan, Jon Shaffer, Dave Mustaine, Stan Lee, Frank Miller, Mike Mignola, Alan Moore, Todd McFarlane, Matt Groening, Kevin Smith, Bruce Campbell, George A. Romero, Tom Savini, Quentin Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez, Peter Cullen, John Erwin, Kane Hodder, Robert Englund, Jeffrey Combs, Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbet, Optimus Prime, and Jesus. UPDATE: People I have met - Phil Anselmo, Kirk Windstein, Jimmy Bower, Rex Brown, and Pepper Keenan

Music:

In no order : Southern Flame, Black Sabbath, Metallica, Megadeth, Slayer, Anthrax, Pantera, Corrosion of Conformity, Down, Crowbar, Black Label Society (Sonic Brew to 1919), Acid Bath, Alabama Thunderpussy, Iced Earth, Motorhead, Judas Priest, AC/DC, ZZ Top, White Zombie, Weedeater, Electric Wizard, Jackyl, Rollins' Band, The Misfits, Fear Factory, Nevermore, Mercyful Fate, King Diamond, Six Feet Under, Cannibal Corpse, Deicide, Rammstein, C60, Stevie Ray Vaughn and Double Trouble, Venom, Danzig, Diamondhead, Witchcraft, Artimus Pyledriver.

Movies:

In no order : Friday the 13th 1-8, Jason Goes To Hell, Jason X, Nightmare on Elm St. 1-7(except for part 2), Freddy Vs. Jason, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Night of The Living Dead, Dawn of The Dead, Day of The Dead, Land of The Dead, Undead, Shaun of the Dead, Zombie, Return of the Living Dead, Re-Animator, Dead Alive, Last House On The Left, Hard Rock Zombies, Catholic Ghoulgirls, 28 Days Later, Evil Dead 1 and 2, Army of Darkness, The Monster Squad, Ghostbusters 1 and 2, Maximum Overdrive, Halloween 1 and 2, Hellraiser, Hellbound, Event Horizon, Candyman, Terminator 1-3, The Crow, Hellboy, Robocop, Predator 1 and 2, Alien 1-4, Tremors, The Godfather 1-3, Goodfellas, Casino, The Departed, Heat, Copland, Taxi Driver, Scarface, Donnie Brasco, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Kill Bill Volumes 1 and 2, The Star Wars Trilogy, The Matrix Trilogy, Baseketball, Orgazmo, Team America, The Toxic Avenger, Terror Firmer, Rats, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, Battle Royale, The Big Lebowski, El Mariachi, Desperado, Once Upon A Time In Mexico, Frankenstein, The Mummy, Wolfman, Pumpkinhead 1 and 2, Natural Born Killers, The Omen, Bubba Ho-Tep, The Punisher, Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks II, Spawn - The Animated Series, Escape From New York, Escape From L.A., Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1 and 2, Virtuosity, The Descent, Dog Soldiers, The Wicker Man, Feast, Batteries Not Included, The Simpsons Movie, Transformers, Death Proof, Planet Terror, The Mist, Flight of the Living Dead, I Am Legend, No Country For Old Men, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, and a shitload more.

Television:

The Sopranos, Mystery Science Theater 3000, X-Files, MXC, South Park, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Squidbillies, Deathklok Metalocalypse, Beavis and Butt-Head, Ghosthunters, Mythbusters, Chappelle's Show, Scrubs, and old 80's toons like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, He-Man, and Transformers.

Books:

Watchmen, Spawn, Sin City, Origin, Ghost Rider, The Punisher, The Walking Dead, Earth-X, The Ultimates, Maximum Carnage, Marvel Zombies, The Dark Knight Returns, V For Vendetta, Hellshock, The M.A.X.X.

My Blog

...And here we are.

So,  I'm sittin' here wonderin' just what the rest of my life holds for me.  It's only in times when there is nothin' goin' on for me that I wonder that.  At one point those times were ...
Posted by SPAV on Wed, 28 May 2008 06:43:00 PST

Supplemental Material

So here we go again.  Yet another blog posted just as supplement to my new pics.  Just one more attempt to provide my page with an almost dying comment breath.  I have been somewhat unm...
Posted by SPAV on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 06:43:00 PST

Stuff That Is Aight

So this is turnin' out to be an aight year so far.  I have started goin' back to the theaters to check out the flicks I dig and there are a shitload of movs commin' out this year that have caught...
Posted by SPAV on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 08:50:00 PST

Check out this event: Show at the Rock It

Hosted By: Southern Flame When: Friday Mar 09, 2007 at 9:00 PMWhere: Rock It ClubBluefield, WV 24701United StatesDescription:Southern Flame Click Here To View Event...
Posted by SPAV on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 02:15:00 PST

Check out this event: Southern Flame at The Moxie

Hosted By: Southern FlameWhen: Sunday Nov 19, 2006 at 6:30 PMWhere: The Moxie CafeMain StreetUnion, WV 24983USDescription: Southern Flame Click Here To View Event...
Posted by SPAV on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 08:04:00 PST

Random Action

Aight, here's the thing.  I was listenin' to the Judas Priest cd Jugulator and was thinkin' about how much ass Tim Owen's voice kicks.  He sings so much better on that cd than he does on the...
Posted by SPAV on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 08:50:00 PST

Juice

So I'm sittin' here watchin' Chappelle's Show and smokin' a cigarette while alternating between myspace and xpeeps.com.  I have been shocked twice this week...once while changin' the lightbulb ov...
Posted by SPAV on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 06:42:00 PST

Too Damn Funny

I didn't write these or come up with them but I figured atleast a couple people would see em on here and get a laugh. Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure. Ch...
Posted by SPAV on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 01:45:00 PST

Pretty Damn Random

Here is a list of words that are fun to say.  1. Clasp  2. Taste  3. Initial  4. Initiate  5. Global  6. Tubular  7. Gland  8. Bludgeon  9. Participate 10...
Posted by SPAV on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 11:46:00 PST

Stollen from Goodall who robbed it from Jonah.

110. My middle name is: Travis 109: I was born on: January 13 1983 108. I am a(n): meat popcicle 107. My eye color is:brown 106. My shoe size is: 13 105. My ring size is: 14 103. My height is: 6...
Posted by SPAV on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 12:11:00 PST