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About Me

Im no big headed cunt so i'l just recite what people have said about me: God - "This kids a bit special" Brad Pitt - "My god i felt ugly when i stood next to this attractive young man." Ronaldinho - (rough translation) "Im never gonna play football with him again, he made me look like a clumsy Brazilian twat." Stephen Fry - "my oh my tom is just delightfull, he has the intellectual capacity to marvel einstein, newton or even me!" Keeley - "Wow! Like so the best shag of my life! I wish he didnt go around shagging every other glamour model in the world because i would love to marry him." Mike Swords - What a great person to live with: he can cook, clean, song write and he knows everything! I wish i could be more like Tom......." Elizabeth II - "he should be king. Fuck all this "heir to the throne" crap, Tom would be such good king. A fuck sight better than any of my boys!!"

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

God - muchos respectos for the big guy, liam gallagher, ian brown, sandy cohen, stuart pearce, slj, spiderman, john inverdale errr jlc and erm that jap who made pro evo and jeff stelling and err sherwood the bear. Most people would be jotting down a load of extremely beautifull women but unfortunately this does not apply to me because ive shagged them all. There are a number of gentleman i would like to meet purely to give them a good knuckle sandwich; these include: christiano ronaldo, ruud van nistelrooy, gary neville, david platt, pierre van hooijdonk, thatcher, any one of the stewards at pride park, leyton hewitt, glen mcgrath, the guy whos always late in our lectures, tony blair, any one whos done the voice-overs on day-time-tv advertisements, jeff winter, michael heseltine, jonny knoxville, didier drogba, graeme le saux, danny grewcock, tony spreadbery, Z, james blunt, westlife, louis walsh, the boys from busted, justin hawkins and ....... judas.

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