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Shaggy P the Alcoholic Ninja

I go left, you go right, checkmate motherfucka!

About Me

I remember this time a few years ago, I was about 17 at the time, we were sitting around drinking Pabst... err it coulda been Hamms, no matter... and I was making fun of this website that was the new cool and hip thing. Turns out that we must all be sell outs cause I might not be getting any older but it sure looks like there are a hell of a lot of us using this damn website now... 33

My Interests

Summer is for hiking in the mountains and chillin at the lake. Winter is for cruisin on my board in the beautifully serene Sierras. I played soccer in the old days and I just recently finished an associates on my way to a bachelor at UNR for business, edumucation is grand I say. This place is a great communication tool but so far I have only made a few friends as a result of it. I promise I am one of the friendliest people you will ever meet and besides by now one of your friends knows me anyway just have them introduce us. PS I was a ninja and a pirate far before you mainstream fucks thought it was cool. Long live the Shark. Death to the weather gods!

I'd like to meet:

Robot Nazi Pope, Johnny Depp, Kevin Smith

Music:

As I mentioned Music is good great and everywhere. Here is a basic but by no means all inclusive list. Always gotta have my wicked shit ABK, ICP, Twiztid, and Dark Lotus. Then there is the mellow stuff like Pantera, Metallica, Reason One(locals), old Korn, and Pennywise. The daily MTV stuff along the likes of NOFX, BlesteNation, Dial 7, and Mindless Self Indulgence. Then of course the random tastes of Jimmie Buffett, Counting Crows, Phunk Junkeez, Johnny Cash, Unwritten Law, Primus, Flogging Molly and Mozart. S I sold out and got an ipod so I can listen to all of these bands on random... nothing better than BlestE/Johnny-Crows and Vitamin C to mix up your skulls.

Movies:


You are Mike!

Which SLC Punk are you?
brought to you by QuizillaDonnie Darko(my favorite movie), ANYTHING with Kevin Smith, Johnny Depp in anything, Requiem for a Dream(best drug movie ever), Most of Robin Williams' work, Princess Bride, StarWars, Supertroopers, Boondock Saints, Way of the Gun, True Romance(thank you Tiffany), Kids(this movie is so real its scary), American History X (if you aren't struck by this movie you need help), Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind(Jim Carrey's best work), and the list goes on and on...

Television:

not much of a TV watcher these days back in the day I followed Simpsons religiously. I also loved Fraggle Rock, I knew when that show came .. I knew how to tell time! And Sliders, at least the early seasons. If we're gonna talk current TV though you'd be well off to know your shit when I talk about Hiro, Chuck, Morgan, or that little blonde slut Hayden.

Books:

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, The Slmon of Doubt, The Hobbit, The Count of Monte Cristo, Lord of the Rings, English as a Second F*cking Language, Michael Moore is a Big Fat Stupid White Man, Dr. Suess books, Dan Brown books

Heroes:

umm I don't know Peebs maybe, if you know him you understand if not then you have yet to meet a legend

My Blog

Another Hero Gone

Far too often people go through life thinking only of themselves. When they do reach outside of their own it is most often to gain something they couldn't get themselves. I know I am just like most, w...
Posted by Shaggy P the Alcoholic Ninja on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 09:23:00 PST

"Major Props to Paul Addis" or "Take that you Hypocritical Hippies"

Who you say is Paul Addis?  Why it is the man who decided to Burn the Burning Man.  No not the original man, I could give 2 shits about that guy, he was probably pretty cool but he caused a ...
Posted by Shaggy P the Alcoholic Ninja on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 09:05:00 PST

Some thoughts to carry you towards the weekend

It astounds me how rude/ignorant/selfish the world is becoming (or maybe has always been). Noting this, I would like to offer you who I have at least considered friend enough to irritate with my bante...
Posted by Shaggy P the Alcoholic Ninja on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 05:23:00 PST

"The Terrorists have already Won" or "Orwell was a Psychic"

Often I sit back and wonder if this education thing is doing more harm than good for my already overly active thoughts.  I was watching the news today, along with reading the news online as ...
Posted by Shaggy P the Alcoholic Ninja on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 06:44:00 PST

When the 5's turned to 6's as seen from the 7's

Long ago, some might not be able to recall as it was so long, a young man was nearing the duece duece.  That is to say that he was apt to becoming 22 years old with little interest in avoiding it...
Posted by Shaggy P the Alcoholic Ninja on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 09:47:00 PST

Not my work but you can see where I got my story telling from...

Hey all, I figure it has been far far too long since I gave you some value added reading and well guess what, my head hurts too much to try to come up with something of my own to post right now so I a...
Posted by Shaggy P the Alcoholic Ninja on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 08:16:00 PST

why?

Hmm, how does one start such a rant...  I am sick and fucking tired of people in general, and yes though it is rare, this includes most of the people I usually consider friends.  There are f...
Posted by Shaggy P the Alcoholic Ninja on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 04:48:00 PST

Has it really been that long?

Hey all, I guess it has been quite some time since my last blog for the masses.  To be honest I have been kinda strapped for time (at least as much as blog writing usually takes) and been in the ...
Posted by Shaggy P the Alcoholic Ninja on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 12:48:00 PST

Why Nascar and Michigan can suck my balls

... yeah so maybe not nascar, I could care less about a "sport" that involves 200,000 hillbilles drinking Budweiser, eating fried chicken and ... YEEE HAAA watching matchbox cars make left turns for 5...
Posted by Shaggy P the Alcoholic Ninja on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 05:13:00 PST

It all started in the house of the Meatheads

Alright, so I should be fair this blog here is not inspired by the Meatheads, it was requested, or at least its subject matter was requested by one of my very newest aquaintances... damn you just gott...
Posted by Shaggy P the Alcoholic Ninja on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 07:03:00 PST