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Mallory

About Me

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very own MySpace Layouts♥ I recently graduated from APU
♥ I was a psychology major and a sociology minor
♥ I believe in God
♥ I am dedicated to the people I love
♥ I read into everything
♥ I cannot brush my teeth without getting toothpaste on my lips
♥ My middle name is Jill
♥ I am often a push-over and have trouble speaking up for myself
♥ I see the numer "47" everywhere
♥ I have one brother, and he's my favorite
♥ Sometimes, I dance
♥ I know I am not perfect, but be patient. I am a work in progress
♥ My Chipotle burrito contains rice, chicken, sour cream, pico de gallo, cheese, corn
♥ I am slightly obsessive-compulsive
♥ My hair grows out way too fast
♥ I am terrified of broken bones
♥ My eyes are blue
♥ I always sleep on my back
♥ I hate bees. They are like flying death monkeys
♥ I have 5 piercings (ears only)
♥ If soda was my vegetable, I'd satisfy my serving suggestions daily
♥ I am a Republican, but my opinions on issues may vary
♥ I say "Seriously" a lot
♥ My back hurts all the time
♥ I drink too much Starbucks
♥ My life verse is Jeremiah 29:11-13, and my favorite passage is Psalm 73
♥ I have secrets just like everyone else
♥ I am adaptable
♥ I dance around in my room, singing into a brush like it's a microphone
♥ Once you go Mac you never go back
♥ The only sport I can really pay attention to is baseball
Things I dislike:
♥ Forks with bent legs.
♥ When people walk ridiculously slow in groups, blocking the path for everyone else.
♥ When people don't leave a voicemail, they just keep calling you! I will call you when I get a chance, ok?
♥ When people scratch forks on plates and that high pitched sound pierces my ears.
♥ When the light changes to green, and the person in front of you lingers... forever! Green means go! GO!
♥ When people carry on loud conversations in a movie theater. Shhh...
♥ Broken hearts that don't heal but only get worse
♥ When smokers blow tar from their lips into my face.
♥ When people call to chat for no reason and I have to end up making all the conversation because they have nothing to say, and don't even try.
♥ Radio commercials
♥ Wet plates at a buffet
♥ Awkward hugs
♥ The fact that Britney Spears is a mom
♥ Will Farrell (sorry to all you fanatics)
♥ When breakfast stopped being served 11 minutes before you get there
♥ How gas prices continue to rise...
♥ When you live in Lancaster and there is nothing to do
♥ People who spell just about everything wrong. Oh and there is a difference between "Your" and "You're" or "Their, there, and they're." Go ask any 3rd grader.
♥ Parents who let their kids scream in a public area and just ignore the fact that their kid is a brat. Spank him. Trust me.
♥ Football
♥ When you are talking on the phone and you know the other person isn't listening
♥ Kaiser Permanente

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

♥ Julia Stiles
♥ Matthew McConaughey
♥ The band Dashboard Confessional
♥ Lauren Conrad [The Hills]

My Blog

A Powerful Video

I hate it when people force religion. I really do. The only reasons I share my faith is when I care deeply about someone, or if something impacts me and I need to share it. Tonight, I don't want to fo...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 21:28:00 GMT

If the World was Crazy

IF THE WORLD WAS CRAZY by Shel SilversteinIf the world was crazy, you know what I'd eat? A big slice of soup and a whole quart of meat,A lemonade sandwich, and then I might try Some roasted ice cream ...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 03:39:00 GMT

50 Me Questions

50 ODD Things about you![Because Jenny is way cool, and I want to copy her ?]1. How tall are you?Between 5'6" and 5'7"2. Have you ever done heroin?No, but the other night I dreamed that I smoked pot, ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 20:57:00 GMT

Memories...

Hey guys! You don't have to do this, ok? I just think it's fun to remember old times! If you have any memories of us together, share it! I'd love to hear what you remember!Leave one memory that you an...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 10:45:00 GMT

Another Chapter

And here begins my third year in college. It has already been an adventure, and classes have not even begun yet! But I wanted to update ya'll on the exciting things that are going on!1) I got my first...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 21:15:00 GMT

Song Title Survey

I thought this survey was pretty cool... You choose a band and then use song titles to fill in the answers. Of course, I chose Dashboard Confessional :-) Enjoy!1. Choose a band / artist: Dashboard Con...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 15:13:00 GMT

Good quotes

These are some good quotes that I found! Who couldn't use some inspiration every once in a while?"Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy." ~Sarah Ban Breathnach"America beli...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 01:00:00 GMT

Things I Remember from my Childhood Part 2

Well, I believe that I left out some VERY important memoires from my childhood in my last blog, so I kept my eyes open for more things that were popular when I was a kid! Maybe you enjoyed some of the...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 18:25:00 GMT

Things I Remember from my Childhood:

Things I remember from my childhood: ~ Gelly sandals: Oh wow, those were the fashion statement of choice for young girls everywhere. They really werent all that comfortable because they made your ...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 20:16:00 GMT

A poem: The Moment

I wrote this poem a few years ago, tucked it away in a secret file, and forgot about it for some time. I just discovered it today and felt as if it deserved a place on my blog. I hope you enjoy it :)~...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Aug 2005 14:11:00 GMT