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I am Sam

About Me


Wherever I go, I always have:
My ipod. It's my life line; right to the heart.
A book. So I can always escape reality.

The Necessities:
I'm Catholic. Conservative. The whole nine yards.
Go on, just try and change that.
My family and friends mean the world to me.
Mess with them and I'll take you down.
I love to laugh and laugh loudly.
I'm the loudest one in a movie theater.
I'm bitterly sarcastic and tease without mercy.
Take no prisoners!
A friend once convinced me he couldn't read. Kind of gullible I know.
That being said, I try to give people a chance to gain my trust.
I have no problem talking about myself.
It's pride, not vanity. Ok, maybe there's some vanity.
I never liked the game follow the leader, unless I was the leader.
I kind of like things my way.
I can't stand immature, irresponsible people.
Believe it or not, your actions affect others.
If only, if only, the wood pecker sighed...
If I could do anything for a living, I'd travel the world learning about different cultures and ways of life. Being a multilinguist would be part of the package.
If I could travel anywhere in the world, I'd go to Russia. Hands down.
If I had any super power, I'd choose breathing underwater. I'd basically live in the ocean. Can you say mermaid?
Quotes that take my breath away:
[Lt. Henry]"Hell, I love you enough now. What do you want to do? Ruin me?"
[Catherine]"Yes. I want to ruin you."
[Lt. Henry]"Good, that's what I want too."
- Farewell to Arms by Hemingway
"[Gandalf]End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we must all take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass. And then you see it: white shores. And beyond, a far green country, under a swift sunrise."
- The Return of the King by Tolkien
[Julia]"... I've always been bad. Probably I shall be bad again, punished again. But the worse I am, the more I need God. I can't shut myself out from His mercy. That is what it would mean; startin a life with you, without Him. One can only hope to see one step ahead. But I saw today there was one thing unforgivable... the bad thing I was on the point of doing, that I'm not quite bad enough to do; to set up a rival good to God's. Why should I be allowed to understand that and not you, Charles? ... it may be a private bargain between me and God, that if I give up this one thing I want so much, however bad I am, He won't quite despair of me in the end. Now we shall both be alone, and I shall have no way of making you understand."
[Charles]"I don't want to make it easier for you. I hope your heart may break; but I do understand."
- Brideshead Revisited by Evelyn Waugh
"Believing utterly in one's self is a hysterical and superstitious belief."
- G.K. Chesterton
"Nihilism is the philosophy of perpetual adolescence."
- Dean Koontz
"Are you kidding? Evil is charming and beautiful. It makes you doubt yourself. It asks for one small compromise after another until it whittles you doen and it functions best when NO ONE believes in it." - Lilly from Joan of Arcadia

My Interests

Reading books written by eccentric Russian authors;
observing human beings in their natural habitats;
searching for new musicians to fill my world with beautiful sounds;
burning my bridges and building new ones;
making people laugh and really uncomfortable at the same time.
Fulfilling God's will in my life.
Being the best I can be in my short lifetime.

I'd like to meet:



Television:

Gilmore Girls
The Cosby Show
What Not to Wear
Joan of Arcadia
Everybody Loves Raymond
Supernatural
Boy Meets World
Everwood
X Files
Band of Brothers
That 70's Show

Books:

C.S Lewis
J.R.R. Tolkien
Brian Jacques
Mark Twain
Louis deWohl
Robert L. Stevenson
Alexandre Dumas
Michael Crichton
Fyodor Dostefsky
Leo Tolstoi
Agatha Christie
O. Henry
Kate Chopin
Charles Dickens
Evelyn Waugh

My Blog

Just for fun, you know any of these songs?

Step 1: Put your iTunes or equivalent on random.Step 2: Post the first few lines from the first 50 songs that play.Step 3: Comment with song title and artist.Step 4: Bold the songs when someone guess...
Posted by I am Sam on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 07:01:00 PST

Once things are wildly questioned, reason will be questioned first.

One of the most popular anthems of today's youth, and indeed many of years past, is "Question Everything!". (I'm ignoring the irony of the fact that no one questions the proponents of this anthem in t...
Posted by I am Sam on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 06:38:00 PST

I am officially going to UD!!!

I got my acceptance letter last monday! I'm psyched. [I'm posting my application essay cause I'm proud of it edit 3/6/07] After my first taste of the world of literature as a child, I have frequently ...
Posted by I am Sam on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 01:30:00 PST

Lions and Lambs

Once again I head towards the topic of women and men coexisting in the world. Because that's what I think we need to be working on, not women dominating men because men have been in control for wah wa...
Posted by I am Sam on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 12:14:00 PST

Albums I Love

 Blindside Silence Though all their albums are great. This is my all time favorite album, for sentimental reasons. It was the first Blindside cd I ever bought. Christian's voice wa...
Posted by I am Sam on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 04:22:00 PST

Politically Correct Little Red Riding Hood

Politically Correct Little Red Riding HoodThere once was a young person named Little Red Riding Hood who lived on the edge of a large forest full of endangered owls and rare plants that would probably...
Posted by I am Sam on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 10:38:00 PST

The Story of an Hour by Kate Chopin

The Story of an HourKnowing that Mrs. Mallard was afflicted with a heart trouble, great care was taken to break to her as gently as possible the news of her husband's death.It was her sister Josephine...
Posted by I am Sam on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 05:23:00 PST

Well, we are going to die in a Saudi Arabian jail, because I am going to effing kill him

I wish I knew the comedian's name who said that. Seriously I was like "Hell yeah, I'd be right there with you." Now, let's back up a bit. This comedian lady was going to go to Saudi Arabia with some o...
Posted by I am Sam on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 03:31:00 PST

Who's empowered? Not you, or you, or you.

So why is it more empowering for a girl to have slept with 5 guys by the time she was 16 then for her to not have had sex once, let alone have a boyfriend? Why am I the weird one? I have this on...
Posted by I am Sam on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 12:04:00 PST

Stop kidding yourself, your life is not your own.

Everything you do affects the people around you.The choices you make, the places you go, the people you hang out with,the way you act,the words you say.EVERYTHING. Doing what feels good to you without...
Posted by I am Sam on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 01:57:00 PST