God hates a coward |
I like to imagine that attention creates a physical sensation that travels in waves, like scent, and that the intensity with which I study her profile will eventually waft over her, bringing the bares...
Posted by The Other Stephen on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 11:37:00 PST |
You better just stay out of my bed, though, cause Im as hung up as a Picasso. |
I caught myself wondering the other day how and whether my exes remember sex with me. I am horrified that this matters to me at all, but I can't help wondering whether anyone I've bedded recalls the e...
Posted by The Other Stephen on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 04:57:00 PST |
I used to say "eh" a lot. |
I will be a resident of another countryCanada, most likely, or possibly England, or maybe even France, if I bone up a little on my Françaisbefore I turn 35. I don't think I've ever actually been "pr...
Posted by The Other Stephen on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 09:28:00 PST |
I’m like Ali, baby; I know how to punch it up. |
That line in "American Pie" where she says, "This one time at band camp, I stuck my flute in my pussy," had been telegraphed for about an hour an fifteen minutes beforehand, so there really wasn't muc...
Posted by The Other Stephen on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 10:07:00 PST |
WHY THE FUCK IS "DADDY DAY CAMP" IN THEATERS?! |
As if I needed another reason to adore Jim Henson, I found this:
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Posted by The Other Stephen on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 12:04:00 PST |
I don't normally like anthology movies |
I just woke up from a slow-burn nightmare where Tena gave Bannister AIDS, making him consequentially a sloppy jazz drummer, a neglectful dog owner and a dangerous airline pilot. It started off as a re...
Posted by The Other Stephen on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 04:18:00 PST |
Underworld meets Fistful of Dollars |
I want to stop masturbating, not because I think it's immoral or unhealthy or gross or anything, but because I miss the effortless joy of wet dreams. I'm not sexually lazy, but without another person ...
Posted by The Other Stephen on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 12:34:00 PST |
Like a Thief in the Night, or, Is This Why They Call Me Sneaky? |
Bannister says he could never live with me. He describes me as "flighty." He imagines coming home one day to find all my things gone, and a new entry on my blog about how scary and beautiful Malmo is....
Posted by The Other Stephen on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 07:44:00 PST |
Saturday Night |
I don't need you people. I'm spending the evening with my real friends. Brock, Rusty, Hank and Dean... Screw your pointless social agenda; these guys are all I need.Actually, I really only need Brock....
Posted by The Other Stephen on Sun, 27 May 2007 09:05:00 PST |
I'm not particularly nice or fair. |
Bannister told Miranda that I was dropping his name, trying to get a cheap tattoo. She asked him if he was mad. "God, no," he said, "I wish he'd use my name more."I bet that's how my dad feels....
Posted by The Other Stephen on Fri, 04 May 2007 07:23:00 PST |
