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I have decided a few things about life recently and thought I would share them and add more as time goes on:
1. Power is a state of Mind
2. Time does NOT heal all wounds, some wounds are just left gaping until one day someone comes along and fixes them.
3. Without friends life sucks
4. Without goals life sucks
5. Options are a man's best friend
6. Government is useless in times of need
7. Your family is who you are and who you will be accept it...still working on that one
8. The Braves suck
9. Losing someone you love isn't the end of the world, its just the beginning
10. George Orwell and John Steinbeck were geniuses
11. Pink is not a color men wear
12. Why do we buy cars from the same people who built the planes and tanks for Germany and Japan in World War II?
13. Computers suck because they take up too much of my life
14. Not knowing what you want is ok
15. Trying to figure out what you want is what makes life fun
16. I like watching cars drive in circles
17. Welfare systems are a joke and should be abolished
18. Climbing a mountain is NOT as easy at it looks
19. I will finish an Ironman Triathlon before I die
20. My friends and I deserve a reality TV show called The A-team, of course
21. How do words become "dirty", they don't.....
22. I hate people who post a jillion bulletins on here its really annoying.
23. Along with that I hate chain letters and the people that send them are retarded
24. Sarcasm is man's greatest achievement
25. Hard work isn't all that assures success
26. Sometimes I still don't know if Chris is a Jew or not
27. Yellowstone is going to be the end of the world
28. Rage Against the Machine were prophets
29. Hippies piss me off
30. I like cars even though I know nothing about them
31. If you care about a person tell them.
32. Good things don't last forever, great things do
33. No one reads anymore so why do they still list books on here??
34. I am addicted to eating out....food of course.
35. Colored ketchup isn't cool, its gross
36. Respect is not earned, it is given, trying to earn respect sometimes just doesn’t work
37. Women should be ban from body building, but don't tell them I said that they could probably kick my ass
38. Growing up means letting go
39. Don't put the past behind you, keep it close and learn from it
40. Even waterfalls have to start with one single drop
41. Tupac and Biggie are alive, they live in my barn
42. People should ride trains more often
43. Classical music is neat, for about 5 minutes, then its repetitive
44. Fake people should be shot
45. Illegal immigrants who refuse to use proper channels for getting into any country should be shot
46. Survival instincts are dead, if we lost technology only me and about a third of the worlds population would know what to do, man were so advanced
47. Becoming an Eagle Scout is one of the best things I have done with my life
48. I want to move to Jackson, Wyoming
49. Hockey deserves more respect
50. Emotions suck, wish they would die
51. Women play games, men play games, THATS WHY THEY CALL IT THE GAME OF LOVE DEAL WITH IT
52. I have no idea what a MOC is so quit asking
53. I will someday own a dodge ram srt10, olds toronado trofeo, 1983 GMC A-team van, and 2004 Olds Aurora Final Edition
54. Changing the past isn't an option even if you do own a DeLorean
55. John Madden was around when the Earth was created
56. Grand Theft Auto is amazing and should be used as therapy for some people.
57. Meeting people is the hardest thing on Earth
58. Losing people is even harder
59. Pictures are fun, wish I had more
60. A good leader is also a good follower
61. Either the Buffalo Sabres or Nashville Predators will win the Stanley Cup
62. Cliques are natural, belonging to many is not impossible
63. Facebook is creepy
64. Facebook Me

65. Conservation should be taught in EVERY school to EVERYONE
66. Bears are big, Really big
67. Politicians blow
68. I have strange music tastes
69. Making excuses is a cowards way out, just tell it like it is
70. Women should make it painstakingly clear to me what they want, I am no mind reader
71. Money is the most idiotic concept man ever created
72. In order to live you must get out and participate, sitting at home on myspace all day is unhealthy, even though it took considerable time to do all of this
73. If I were a snowman I would be in intense pain right now
74. Activists are negative to most causes since they often choose radical routes, half the reason conservation efforts never get attention
75. The Romans were crazy cause they used Mercury or Lead in everything, paint, makeup, plumbing pipes, dumb Caesar
76. Religion and Spirituality are personal issues and people that don't understand that will never truly find their spirituality
77. I have 4 best friends, thats more than I ever thought I could have
78. Pancho's kicks ass
79. Holy crap I've almost come up with 100 of these, thats neat
80. Glaciers and Heat don't mix
81. Everyone is obsessed with things they can't control
82. I spend too much time worrying and not enough time living
83. I wish I could do the last 8 years of my life over knowing what I know now
84. There are more teams in the National League than the American League, weird huh?
85. Actions speak louder than words, but the words do help
86. Ambition is the result of desire
87. Video games are not rotting our youth, they are keeping us stimulated intellectually and aiding in creativity, plus do you know how much those game designers make?? Exactly
88. I wish my forefathers knew more
89. I hope we leave the future in good hands
90. War is essential to life, without it order is lost
91. Law and Order are the result of necessity
92. Extraterrestrial beings do exist, but they may or may not be weird looking or smarter than us
93. Everyone needs a best buddy: someone that is there to hang out ALL the time and knows all of your life....wish I had one down here
94. I hate the 99 bottles of beer song
95. There were only 98 episodes of the A-team made
96. Jack is a good friend of mine
97. Justin Timberlake is not bringing sexy back, it never left
98. I can't see myself living much past 60
99. I want to spend some of my life in a Thoreau type experiment and some in a foreign country, right Kevin and Paul
100. Forever is a term that means absolutely nothing
101. Patience is not a virtue, it is a blessing and a curse
102. Even though people hate each other that doesn't mean that they can't get along
103. My business is just that mine, not yours so stay out unless I ask
104. The Tetons are the most beautiful thing I have ever set eyes on, but there are VERY close seconds
105. College is an expensive trick developed by the government
106. I have a lot more to say about life than I thought
107. Finding my place in life is hard
108. People are too absorbed by sports
109. Ballroom dancing is very relaxing and fun
110. I can jump out of an airplane with a parachute, but I can't repel down any cliff
111. Haha three ones
112. I have absolutely no game
113. Teamwork is important, learn to work together at all costs, the rest will fall into place.
114. Don't rely on anyone for anything, if you want it done do it
115. The world should try to adopt a universal language
116. The US needs another president like Teddy Roosevelt
117. Basing judgments on religion, race, or sex is a sign of ignorance
118. I am an ingnorancist that is I base my judgments of character on your ignorance. Whether your nice or not, if your ignorant I hate you
119. People that live up to stereotypes and act a certain way on purpose should be shot
120. I don't really want to shoot anyone, someone else could do it
121. Knife fights are a perfectly acceptable way to settle a disagreement.....
122. The old PSP commercial with the Goose is hilarious
123. Pants off Dance off is a funny show
124. So is Robot Chicken
125. That Doritos Commercial where the guy wrecks and the woman head butts his car while falling is so freaking funny
126. Self-Esteem really doesn’t come completely from within, so don't feel bad if you like yourself but have a low self-esteem.
127. Opossums are the most useless creatures on Earth
128. Marsupials have forked genitals
129. I hate questions like "If you could go anywhere in history where would you go?" That’s just dumb
130. One day I will own my own camp in Montana
131. Alaska is the coolest place
132. In order to be loved by someone else, you have to love yourself
133. I have loved in the past, and will continue to love
134. We pay hard earned money from the damn Italians to watch people that get paid more than we see in our lives
135. I agree with faceman there is no such thing as addiction
136. It is inappropriate to tell your fiancé, "Hey that’s the girl that made you cry" when that girl is there
137. I have been engaged, I don't regret it, just wish the situation could have turned out differently
138. I hope someone actually takes the time to look at these, but if not oh well, I feel better doing this
139. I have high standards, if I even talk to you, you fit them or are an exception per other rules, the manual is available and I will gladly explain it to you
140. Paul is the best wingman a guy could have
141. Being indecisive is a curse that I am slowly getting rid of
142. Think before you talk, it can save you a lot of headache
143. I like working out it makes me feel better, I hate being sore from working out it makes me feel worse
144. Working to earn money to spend on things that I don't need is dumb, I could just skip the process and be happy and make my own stuff the way they did before money was invented
145. Sometimes things don't go right, that’s ok, make the best of the situation, cut your losses, and if need be try again.
146. Milkshakes and Smoothies are a gift from the Gods
147. I am scared of many things, for example spiders, rappelling, being alone, and many more
148. There is no try, do or do not. GO YODA
149. Your values help determine everything in life
150. Anyone who thinks they know someone doesn't
151. Intelligence isn’t a set thing, it depends on your dedication, application, desire and the amount of time you put in it
152. If you want if you can get it
153. I will never be an Olympian, thats ok because neither will most of you
154. Communism is not a bad government system. The Socialist-Communist republics of the 20th century are not representative samples of a true communist government
155. Who you are is important, stand for something, believe in things, take time to make something of yourself
156. Keep your ego in check, no one likes a big head, they take up too much room
157. Just because something is invisible doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist nor that it dos exist
158. Humans only have about .3% of the Earths water available to drink or use, think about that next time you waste some ok?
159. If Bin Laden was responsible for 9/11 then why are we in Iraq??
160. Mr. T has his own reality show and we still can't get one, not cool
161. KangaROOS are the coolest shoes ever made because they have a pocket on them
162. Technology makes people lazy, I bet if you did a study of obesity rates compared with technological growth you would find a correlation
163. I like the smell of perfume, its pleasant
164. Sometimes I just like to sit around and do nothing for weeks at a time
165. I have been to 26 of the 50 states, neat
166. The best part about college is the fact that I talk to people I would never normally talk to
167. I lack human compassion most of the time
168. I sometimes find other peoples pain funny, sorry just do
169. 13 squared is 169
170. I will live outside of this country in the next ten years, even if I have to be drugged like BA
171. I used to need everything planned out ahead of time, but more and more I am realizing that part of living is sometimes just having no clue what the hell is happening
172. I have one confession that I have never made and I wish I could make it.
173. Now your wondering, OHHHHHH what’s the dark secret, too bad you'll never know
174. I am easily distracted but hardly lose track of what’s going on
175. Part of living is having no control over what happens; learn this and you will be ok.
176. I really need to make a decision about some things in my life, but I refuse to.
177. If someone makes you feel happy just been there don't ruin it by analyzing the situation and trying to manipulate the situation into something that it isn't.
178. I have a secret dream of becoming a secret agent or soldier of fortune.
179. Running into an old friend is sometimes very rewarding.
180. After I ride a roller coaster I still feel like I am on it when I close my eyes, even if its been a few hours.
181. Practice makes perfect......always.
182. Just when you think things are all going right, an asteroid hits you in the FREAKIN FACE!
183. Family Guy used to be hilarious, now it just sucks.
184. Motivation doesn't always ensure success.
185. Evolution Exists, but whether or not its helping the human race….the jury is still out on that one
186. I am courageous, I would save you from a burning building, but I would also bitch about it for the next ten years
187. I am ambitious, I know what I want and how to get it…most of the time
188. It’s a new year and if the Braves win the pennant I will dress up as an Indian and sing a song, you can pick the song
189. Life is something in its own rite, comparing it to inanimate objects isn’t sufficient enough to describe it, it’s a unique phenomenon that can’t easily be explained
190. Taking life one day at a time seems to reduce the amount of stress your under
191. If I had a dime for every time I called someone a cunt or cussed at someone, Bill Gates would be my bitch
192. Death is scary, I don’t want to think about my friends and family dying, but I know it’s a reality that has to be faced
193. Uncertainty is even scarier
194. Change is the fabric of life, it weaves our past and future
195. If I had a choice I would have never come to UTC, I made the biggest mistake of my life by not staying at EKU…….I wish I had a DeLorean
196. My Father is an amazing man, he’s not perfect and never was when I was a kid and that’s why I admire him, he’s human and admits it, he has faults and accepts them and has taught me to be the same way
197. My Parents have done a lot for me and I am thankful for them and all they have done, especially when I was younger.
198. I am going to be a Park Ranger this summer, come visit me at Frozen Head State Park
199. If you ever want to hear a nasty/funny story ask me about the omelet toe
200. Wal mart is the most annoying place to work in the world
201. I always plan out the future in my head so I know what to expect, but I'm never surprised when the thing I planned doesn't happen at all.
202. The future is impossible to predict and not knowing whats next makes it exciting.
203. I have a secret fear of failure, sometimes it consumes everything about me, i hate it.
204. I hardly ever fail at what I attempt, hope that luck lasts.
205. Every now and again someone pops into your life that you know will change your life forever, embrace it don't run from it
206. Owls have very sharp beaks and claws....they hurt.
I have come up with 206 quips about me and my life and my thoughts, do you think you could do the same? More? I challenge you too, its really not that easy I think I have said enough, for now, if this annoys you then go to hell, it’s my page, not yours. I may add more later, but for now I’m done
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