words of encouragement |
A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $100.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this F$100 bill?" Hands start going up. He said, "I am going to give t... Posted by Jordan's Mommy! on Sat, 31 May 2008 07:28:00 PST |
Dr. Appt for baby |
As you all know, I had my dr. appt last thursday. I was really excited b/c we were going to get to hear the heartbeat. Well, we walked back after they called my name and I had to get on the scale, I h... Posted by Jordan's Mommy! on Sat, 24 May 2008 06:58:00 PST |
11 weeks and counting |
Your baby continues to grow and is now approximately the size of a large lime! The crown-to-rump length of your developing child is 1.75 to 2.4 inches. The weight of the fetus is approximately 8 grams... Posted by Jordan's Mommy! on Fri, 16 May 2008 07:42:00 PST |
Babys conversation with God |
A baby asked God, 'They tell me you are sending me to earth> tomorrow, but how am I going to live there being so small andhelpless?'> God said, 'Your angel will be waiting for you and will take care o... Posted by Jordan's Mommy! on Tue, 13 May 2008 10:28:00 PST |
Before I Was A Mom |
Before I was a Mom, I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby.I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous.I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom, I had n... Posted by Jordan's Mommy! on Mon, 12 May 2008 08:42:00 PST |
Hillbilly Vasectomy |
THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY, For all you NON-YANKEE folk! Just Smile,,,After their 11th child, a hillbilly couple decidedthat was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.So the husband went to... Posted by Jordan's Mommy! on Mon, 12 May 2008 07:45:00 PST |
a good deed |
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that its not so easy to get in heaven. There are some criteria before entry is allowed.For example, was the man religious in lif... Posted by Jordan's Mommy! on Wed, 07 May 2008 11:10:00 PST |
Doc Appt Yesterday |
well yesterday i just saw the nurse and it was a bunch of q and a. they also sent me to the lab to get my blood drawn for the tests and junk. when i was at the appt i couldn't remember the 2... Posted by Jordan's Mommy! on Tue, 06 May 2008 08:04:00 PST |
To all my REAL friends...haha |
..TR>
None of that Sissy Crap
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,
But never actually come close to ... Posted by Jordan's Mommy! on Mon, 05 May 2008 09:14:00 PST |
3 things |
Three things in life that, once gone, never come back. 1. Time 2. Words 3. Opportunity ***** Three things in life that can destroy a person. 1. Anger 2. Pride 3. Unforgiveness *****Three things in lif... Posted by Jordan's Mommy! on Fri, 02 May 2008 09:41:00 PST |