Bruno - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm Bruno Bin Shiten from the shity of Shitanooga, shituated in the Country of Shitzerland. I am now in Daytona Beach where I enjoy shitting on the beach all day. I have Chinese friends and their names are Shit Zu and Poo Pee. Also, I have a male friend from Thailand and his name is Crap Pur. I have 2 cars and they are so fast and furious, one is a Mitsubishit Eclipse, and the other is a modified Nissan Shitra. One the other hand, I have a sedan, a Toyota Crapry. I also have an SUV, the Toyota Shitquoia. I enjoy meeting new friends when I walk around the block to do my daily thing. I work at the Texas Shithouse. I hope to meet new friends here.

My Interests

Digging, Chewing, Running, Napping, Playing, Shitting, Humping, Howling, Barking, Chasing cats and the Mailman (Get It)....

I'd like to meet:

ANYBODY.

Music:

Dog Days of Summer, How much is That Doggy in the Window, I knew I Humped You Before I Met You, Puppy Love, Beat It, Poopy-Eyed, I've been Shitting on this chair, Shitahoochie, Twist and Shit.

Movies:

Horror, Comedy, Action, Thriller. I Know Where You Dumped Last Summer, Night of The Living Shit. James Bones. Nightmare on Crap Street. Someone to Shit Over Me. The Final Crap. The Shitshank Redemption. Big Momma's Crap.

Television:

Little Shit on the Prairie. The Shitpranos. Clifford. Scooby Doo.

Books:

Dicshitnary, The Babyshitter's Club.

Heroes:

Scooby Doo, Scrappy Doo, Lassie, Superdog.