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Kryztöv

Zet de godverdomme kerstmis muziek af mam!

About Me

My name is Kryztöv, or Bear, or Kris, or Kristoff, or Kristov, or Krigjz, or Chris, or Christopher, or Omelette, pick one. If you're a guy and you call me Christopher I'm gonna punch you.
I play bass and hockey.My bro's band: Gadgets Made from Wood

My Interests

Things.

I'd like to meet:

Kris the Scot - send me a message.

Movies:

Moving Pictures with Sound.

Television:

Scrubs.

Books:

Suck.

Heroes:

Alice Cooper!

Geezar Butler

Geddy Lee

Steve Harris

Frank Zappa

My Blog

Konrad, make me a fucking sandwhich!!!

So I'm sitting here, completely ignoring the super bowl and watching Scrubs. Scrubs is such an amazing show, I can't stop laughing, but they always seem to throw some sort of lesson in there. Eh.So I ...
Posted by Kryztöv on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 06:31:00 PST

Hey asshole that drove by my house at 4:30 in the morning on a quad.

Fuck you.
Posted by Kryztöv on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 03:42:00 PST

Seniors

    Okay, I was congratulating all the seniors on my freinds list, but it was taking too long, so I'm gonna do it here.Congratulations Seniors!
Posted by Kryztöv on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 07:43:00 PST

Angra and a Green Camaro

Well, today was pretty cool. Last night I came ohme to find a camaro in my driveway, for meeeeeee. It used to be my cousin's.So today I woke up, and went to school for my last final. Mrs. Sosnowski ha...
Posted by Kryztöv on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 04:32:00 PST

Out of Context Quotes/May 1st

First off, I'd like to say. I am miserable. I used to love Spring. But this year, I just got bombarded with allergies I've never had before. Fuckfuckfuck I can't breath, and my throat hurts like fucki...
Posted by Kryztöv on Mon, 01 May 2006 01:35:00 PST

Quotes!

Well, here is some random awesome quotes from this weekend!Friday:Rachel: Did you really do it?Me: Yeah, On the plane, on the car ride home, at my house, on the car ride to the airport, on the plane a...
Posted by Kryztöv on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 08:39:00 PST

Random

I was thinking this morning..If Scotch is made by the Scots.Is Scotch tape made by the Scots?
Posted by Kryztöv on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 04:08:00 PST

Puppet House - March 11th

All right, this show was 11 days ago. But who cares?The set list included:A bunch of bands I don't really care about.Gadgets Made from WoodThe Hica LegacySo, after a long (and i mean long, the show wa...
Posted by Kryztöv on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 06:18:00 PST

B string?

A toothpick just won't do anymore.I think I'm gonna have to retire Jayne Hotpants from the scene. I almost have enough for a new bass, thankfully, I don't know how many more shows I can play with Jayn...
Posted by Kryztöv on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 12:41:00 PST

AAAAUUUUGGGGHHH!

II don't have time to check this site anymore..so goodbye everyone.Selfclaimed King371-7019 You figure it out.
Posted by Kryztöv on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 11:45:00 PST