Poetry is the way to my heart and soul.
My name is Chris Sapp, I indulge in hand-dipped, chocolate covered strawberries, I enjoy giving footrubs to my beautiful strawberry-rhubarb Michele, I collect massage oils from around the world, I also have an extensive essential oil collection, in which i scent the massage oils with, I like to clean, do dishes, and I replace the toilet paper when it is too low in the dispenser. I also make soap. I wear a shower cap when it rains. I chronically smell of vanilla... a fine Tahitian Vanilla, I take mudbaths and put vegetables over my eyes, I sometimes dress like Peter Pan, I kiss Michele softly and slowly, I enjoy putting some marshmallow fluff in my hot chocolate ( which i mix with my pinky finger) and sit by a lake, Milk mustache, I shower twice a day (you can never be too clean), Sometimes I paint my toenails, and then remove the nail polish before anyone sees it, I can lick my own ear, When people say "it is so hot out you can fry an egg on the sidewalk", I try to fry an egg on the sidewalk, When people are mean to me I do not mind because I love everyone unconditionally, Beauty is on the inside, Blondes do have more fun, Porch swing rides are my favorite, I do not care about outward appearances, I like to sled and be carried through the wilderness via huskies, I moisturize Michele's entire body with coconut oil with a wooden spoon (yes, sometimes I taste it), I am no longer lonely, I stopped going to Barenaked Ladies' concerts by myself, "You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happy when skies are grey..."
Cesaria Evora, Micks martini music, Sinatra
I like all animals, especially birds...I love the sun, the color yellow, going to the beach, surfing, skimboarding, skateboarding, and writing Haiku poems for Michele!!! love layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com
I would like to share one of the poems from my diary: Coming soon!
Tango and Salsa dancing!
Alex, Wayne, and Cyrano de Bergerac