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About Me

MY NAME IS LAURA, I AM 21 AND I AM MIGHTY! I LIKE YELLOW FOOD LIKE SWEETCORN, POTATOES, CHEESE AND LEMON FONDANT FANCIES BUT MY FAVORITE STARBURST ARE THE GREEN ONES. MY FAVORITE CHOCOLATE IS CADBURYS. I LOVE SOCKS AND HATE THE COLOUR PINK. I PUT MAYONAISSE ON JUST ABOUT ANYTHING. I DRINK ABOUT 10 CUPS OF TEA EVERY DAY. I FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE NEW EVERY FEW WEEKS, I AM GAY FOR KIERA KNIGHTLY. I WISH EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD WAS GLITTERY AND RAINBOW COLOURED.

My Interests

CARS FENCING SCIENCE SHOPPING MATES MEN (PREFERABLY WITH SERVERE EMOTIONAL ISSUES AND/OR PARANOID SCHITZOPHRENIC TENDANCIES) WS1 MIDDLE FLOOR THE PUB (JINGLERS) PUB QUIZZES COOKING MUSIC DANCING LIKE AN IDIOT DRINKING COPIOUSLY TAKING PHOTOS SLEEPING CLOTHES STEALING ROAD SIGNS HAVING A NICE CUP OF TEA TAKING LOTS OF PHOTOS PROCRASTINATING AVOIDING UNI WORK ROAD SIGNS

I'd like to meet:

JEREMY CLARKSON NOEL FIELDING HERBIE ROBERT WINSTON HARRY POTTER DEVID ATTENBOUROUGH MR TICKLE ZIPPY SID FROM SKINS THIERRY HENRY (MMMMMM) GOOD LOOKING, RICH, SINGLE MEN WITH NO EMOTIONAL ISSUES

Music:

the kinks, the beatles, dashboard confessional, less than jake, millencollin, reel big fish, led zepplin, spankboy, the stranglers, sum41, muse, e.l.o, peaches, super tramp, queen, beethoven, vivaldi, brahms, abba, wheatus, blink 182, trex, green day, bloc party, gossip, vengaboys, fratellis, the beach boys, nirvana, NOFX, klaxons, biffy clyro, oasis, cut off your hands, s club 7, justin t, kanye west, vivaldi, beethoven, schubert, me first and the gimmies, spunge, green day, placebo, chillis, the coral, the kooks, the offsring, foals, wheatus, system of a down, pendulum, drowning pool, coal chamber, queen, steps, sum 41, new found glory, michael jackson, blur, the jackson 5, elvis, hot chip, digitalim, bach, mozart, zebrahead, etc etc, i also like a bit of decent drum and base, Jungle, trance, hard house et al on occasion and some rave/drum and bass and other house type shit.

Movies:

HARRY POTTER MONTY PYTHONS FLYING CIRCUS FILMS THE ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND GOODFELLAS STAR WARS HARD CANDY SNATCH THE SECRET GARDEN THE JUNGLE BOOK BORAT PLEASANTVILLE STAR WARS THE GOONIES HOOK RETURN TO NEVERLAND FIGHT CLUB GREASE THE SOUND OF MUSIC THE CRAFT FIGHT CLUB THE DEVIL AND DANIEL JOHNSTON THE BEACH STARDUST LITTLE WOMEN SINNERS (CAUSE I'M IN IT!)

Television:

ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS GREEN WING THE MIGHTY BOOSH FAMILY GUY TOP GEAR SKINS THAT 70S SHOW 6 FEET UNDER SCRUBS SUGAR RUSH DOCUMENTARIES RED DWARF BRAINIAC SCIENCE ABUSE

Books:

HIGH FIDELITY BRIDGET JONES' DIARY THE HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA HARRY POTTER THE CURIOUS INCIDENT OF THE DOG IN THE NIGHT TIME THE BEACH CATCH ME IF YOU CAN ADRIAN MOLE, THE CAPPUCCINO YEARS PRIDE AND PREDJUDICE LITTLE WOMEN CHARLOTTES WEB HUMAN INSTINCT A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME THE DA VINCI CODE MAN AND BOY MAN AND WIFE THE BORROWERS SILENCE OF THE LAMBS BUNNY SUICIDES DAVE GORMANS GOOGLEWHACK ADVENTURE TO KILL A MOCKING BIRD LORD OF THE FLIES ROMEO AND JULIET THE THORN BIRDS BRAVE NEW WORLD HIS DARK MATERIALS (AMAZING!) PETER PAN I LOVE TO READ!

Heroes:

ROBERT WINSTON JEREMY CLARKSON DAVID ATTENBOROUGH MATTHEW CHARLES HARRY POLLARD VALERIE POLLARD

My Blog

sneaking boys into my house

right, people, when u wake me up at 3am and make me wait up til 4 so i can sneak u in the house, dont wake up at 5am in the morning, forget where u are and leave the back door open on ur way out!!! U ...
Posted by -[Uber Geek]- on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 09:09:00 PST

blog

Will find nice sensible boyfriend and stop forming romantic attachments to any of the following: alcoholics, weedoholics, sexaholics, commitment-phobics, peeping toms, megalomaniacs, emotional fuckwit...
Posted by -[Uber Geek]- on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 06:03:00 PST

haloween

yay! tonight matthew i am going to be LARA CROFT! love it, though my experiment with hair dye is woefull and my follicles are now a beigey pink colour...oh well. stay tuned for pics!
Posted by -[Uber Geek]- on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 07:36:00 PST

driving

can u get prosecuted for driving up a 1 way street if its only 1 way because of roadworks? can u also get prosecuted for driving up a footpath if it looked a bit like a small road leading off an indus...
Posted by -[Uber Geek]- on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 02:23:00 PST

moosic

i have found out who the band are who do the soundtrack for the skins secret party...this has taken many weeks...upon locating their myspace and discovering al the songs are fuckking ace, i scrolled d...
Posted by -[Uber Geek]- on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 04:45:00 PST

lol, milkshake!

My whipped ice dairy drink brings the attention of many males to my place of residence and/ or employment, and they declare that its quality far surpasses that of yours. Absolutely, it far surpasses y...
Posted by -[Uber Geek]- on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 05:25:00 PST

w00

well, what a good night at WS1, offspring where played and there was no stupid spider pig to speak of! my head hurts though. wooo start uni monday.
Posted by -[Uber Geek]- on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 02:54:00 PST

another blog

wooooooo, im a masters student!!!! i have bought glittery gel pens. erm...been busy this week....i had an...interesting lunch with aron and ian at the jinglers...the conversation consisted largely of ...
Posted by -[Uber Geek]- on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 11:59:00 PST

life and things.

v00t, Malta was 'boss' I went scuba diving twice and i took my mask off and my respirator out under the water adn i can make myself more or less floaty by pressing a button!!! I want to be a marine ec...
Posted by -[Uber Geek]- on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 03:48:00 PST

got blog?

it is official, u cant share a single bed!  yawn.mmm, graduate in one week and a day!!!! v00t! wow, 438 profile veiws this week....... they are probably the creepy men that keep trying to add me....
Posted by -[Uber Geek]- on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 09:20:00 PST