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Clare

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

sentimentalists, gentridentalists, maximalists, taxidermists, shoplifters, topshifters, paddlers, straddlers, painters, fainters, disciplinarians, rastafarians, soothsayers, rooflayers, windscreen wipers, unseen pipers, schemers, gleaners, urchins, fur-chins, dawdlers, fraudlers, erics, dereks, pedestrians, sequestrians, lepers, deppers, designers, resigners, clappers, mappers, inventors, resenters, hapless types, hatless tykes, greens, spleens, slow starters, low tartars, winners, grinners, walkers, corkers, well-read-learners, swell-head-turners, terrified mice, jellified lice, anglers, wanglers, teenies, meanies, dawdlers, fraudulars, academics, lackastemics, tricksters, twitchers, bookworms, rookfirms, baddies, daddies, noise-reducers, toy-producers, harbingers, bar whingers, blue-rinces, true princes, squealers, healers, wheelers, sheilas, pedagogs, demigods, caddies, laddies, chancers, prancers, loners, moaners, game wardens, lame gordons, sweepers, weepers, weight-watchers, freight-dodgers, dimwits, grimtwits, hobblers, cobblers, dabblers, babblers, captains, bedouins, bandits, pundits, launderers, squanderers, free thinkers, tree shrinkers, lost souls, sausage rolls, time-wasters, tooth-pasters, ring-leaders, treasure-seekers, legomen, vagabonds, moles, Poles, muskateers, racketeers, cooks, crooks, sherpers, lurkers, farmers, charmers, gofers, chauffeurs, volunteers, baggy ears, halibuts, wellyboots, carrierbags, scallywags, pedestrians, equestrians, goblins, squablins, gremlins, denims, pharmacists, masochists, doppelgangers, mash&bangers, tricksters, fixers, cartographers, choreographers, allies, rabis, NMEs, enemies, fire-eaters, choir-cheaters, dullards, mallards, lunatics, tunapicks, geriatrics, terryhatchetts, frogmen, bogmen, professors, confessors, limpits, crumpets, paupers, gaupers, health inspectors, heathen rectors, monks, punks, seamstresses, cross-dressers, sycophants, elephants, spendthrifts, locksmiths, umpires, vampires, demonstrators, legislators, ballerinas, thumbellinas, steadfast librarians, hardcore libertarians, damn liars, high fliers, dreamers, screamers, skinflints, shinsplints, cavemen, bravemen, shockers, rockers, law-abiding citizens, self-defining miscreants, mentalists, dentists, poultry enthusiasts, paltry consumiasts, campers, stampers, lodgers, magyars, scruffers, bluffers, commentators, demonstrators, mockers, shockers, batsmen, catchmen, lumberjacks, humblebacks, tapdancers, lapdancers, telepathists, velentroquists, philosophers, pillowsofas, romantics, pedantics, sneaks, creaks,ladies of leisure, gentries of leather, bold tarts, old farts, tropical fruits, topical flutes, belly dancers, welly prancers, musicians, electricians, opportunists, copper goonists, cable-layers, president-slayers, affluent types, corpulant pikes, thespians, lesbians, blemishes, flemishes, silly mid-offs, jolly old toffs, heretics, peripetetics, experimentalists, blueberrydentalists, do-gooders, true buddhas, health freaks, stealth sheiks, good-for-nothings, glad-for-puffins, celebrities, inequities, unknowns, flintstones, pessimists, metholists, intellectuals, pontajectules, banjo-pluckers, pheasant duckers, dominoes champions, brown-nosed gramions, genies, weenies, haberdashers, dabber-lashes, vegetarians, porcuparians, magicians, bassitions, ploughmen, romans, manageresses, tempteresses, courtiers, short ears, working class heroes, lurking glass zeros, authentics, portentics, phoneys, maloneys, drop-outs, flop-outs, high-flyers, night-skyers, bakers, flakies, rowers, blowers, druids, fluids, doctors, proctors, inspectors, respectors, spectors, projectors, lemming hurlers, flemming whirlers, bombardiers, frumpy deers, dermatologists, wormathologists, apple-pickers, finger-lickers, twits, gnits, optimists, shopperglists, cucumbers, beachcombers, escapees, devotees, shrubbers, dubbers, DJs, teatrays, painters, fainters, loyal servants, royal detergents, rave giggers, grave diggers, sun gods, nun pods, detectives, collectives, ambassadors, pompassadors, hairy dudes, lairy nudes, peace-keepers, tree creepers,

My Blog

Did I mention my sand pit?

To the left of the pond is my sandpit where I have been creating sand castles for twelve years now. If I take my bucket and spade out for an afternoon in the sand it is such a fine feeling. I do not t...
Posted by on Sat, 16 May 2009 03:10:00 GMT

4th corner vexation No. 34

They took out the 4th corner and haven't put it back so I'm stumbling dramatically as I speak and there's a growing sense of caution in the continuum. What started as a full-scale chest of drawers has...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Apr 2009 14:17:00 GMT

The Three Awkward Scruples

Once upon a tiny there lived Three Awkward Scruples and the Old Baaag (with three 'a's for effect). Every Sunday them three Awkward Scruples would let their socks down and run in an ungamely fashion u...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jan 2009 15:02:00 GMT

Christmas Credit Crunch Song - new video

Check out the smash hit Christmas song by the Redundant Elves:http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=IaoWALeq0y4Merry Christmas to you all!Clare xxx
Posted by on Sun, 21 Dec 2008 09:45:00 GMT

Taken Out of Context

In my new slippers and out of my clean bed I stumbled to the wardrobe. I saw the little man as I pulled out a jacket. He was very small. Smaller than you would expect. He was about the size of a teasp...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 14:03:00 GMT

The Woodlice are Winning

Something has gone wrong and the plumber can't fix it. The sky has gone brown and the sea has gone home. I myself am by myself and there couldn't be anything more thought provoking than a lonely night...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 14:35:00 GMT

A good nights kipper

Having sailed into the Turpentine it seemed a good idea to book myself into one of the many inflatable hotels that bobbed about on the waves. As I scanned the interior it became apparent tha...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 13:49:00 GMT

The Hat Stand Trilogy - Part 3a

It was a blustery day in Townston, just the sort of day you might find in the almanac of gloom and despair. Master Gorbitt and his sister Jacob sat amongst their pigeons and eeked a living out of egg ...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 13:52:00 GMT

The Hat Stand Trilogy - Part 2

and so that was the reason they took me away. How sinister, how grotesque everyone wanted to shout. But I am inanimate, unanimal, inhumane and implausible. So my new home is in a bunker under a m...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 02:13:00 GMT

YOU COULD HAVE TURNED ME OVER

As the dog let out a sigh and the barbed claws of the over-educated cockeral lodged themselves in my forearm I debriefed the flea in my top pocket: "And above all, don't arouse suspicion." A frosty re...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 15:13:00 GMT