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summer/jazz

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

disclaimer* our owner has nothing better to do then make us myspcae profiles bc her friends decided not to show up at her party so she is a loser and now this is what she does. Plus we dont have opposaable thumbs© whateverlife.com© whateverlife.comsummer
Hey. I am a golden Retreiver, more like a golden recliner though. Im kind of scared of beach waves and ducks. yeah i know, some bird dog right? WAell love sleeping in chelsea's bed and on the ocuch and on jakes bed and in this hole i dug under the porch, basically i like to sleep. tennis balls taste funny so i can only play with them for so long. Im scared of cats. they really do hurt! I dont know why dogs chase them bc if the cat turns on you its gonna get oyu! Anyways, But apparently i have the prettiest face ever, bc everyone tells me how gorgeous it is all the time. so i play it up by sitting my head on their lap jsut right and gaze up at them with my big brown eyes. yep i get whatever i want when i do that.
jazz
First of all you should all know that i am not a dog. I am a princess and shgould be treated as such. the only person that should be treated better than me is chelsea bc she is god. However, apparently I am classified as a pomeranian. I am 104 years old in dog years and i am missing all of my teeth but i swear that if you try to steal anything from my house especially my food i will kill you. Anyways, I know that i only have a couple of months left so i am trying to spend as much time as possible with my chelsea. if you have any questions feel free to ask!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

the person who invented frozen dog treats.

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