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About Me

I am addicted to everything that feels good. If you're a skater, a little kid, or a girl in a wheel chair, chances are I can beat you up. I should read more. Punk is the best music. Germans make the best cars, and dogs. I shave my head. I believe in a higher power. For a while I thought I must be Jesus. I have two pictures of myself. Nobody is white enough to golf. I am pro choice, pro gay marriage, pro legalize marijuana, pro safe-injection sites. We should increase social spending and increase corporate taxes. I'm not a liberal. I'm no genius, but most people are dumber than me. Straight edge sucks. I judge no man. Some of my best friends are lesbians. On the inside I'm an artist and a ninja. Tattoos make girls look way hotter. I like Paris Hilton. Fuck Pedro, vote for Summer. Gay and retarded are two of my favorite words. Extreme sports are gay, except for climbing. Road biking uniforms are especially gay. If you voted for George Bush you are evil, or a total retard.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People with soul, artists and ninjas. People who think Cartman is hilarious. Famous people like: Jesus, Mohammed, Buddha, John Irving, Margaret Atwood, Baha'u'llah, David Koresh, Joseph Smith, Niccolo Machiavelli, Jessica Alba, Malcom X, Gandhi, Henry Miller, Albert Camus, Plato, Frederick Nietze, Karl Marx, Adolph Hitler, Leonard Cohen, Winston Churchill, Hillary Clinton, Gloria Steinem, Ernest Hemingway, Simone de Beauvoir, Dali, Noam Chomsky, Al Capone.

My Blog

Ko Phangan

Things here are on Ko Phangan are pretty great- this is the closest to paradise I think I could get. The only things missing here are a fat yellow dog and a stinky black one. Our days are, believe it ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 06:07:00 GMT

Being A Grown Up

I am 33 years old, almost 34. I don't feel like it in my mind, but I do in my body. I have started to feel envious of the younger guys that I train with, because they recover faster after workouts tha...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 23:10:00 GMT

Zodiac

I watched Zodiac the other night and I'm writing this as service to others- this movie is three and a half hours of your life you will never get back. The film isn't a complete waste and it has its mo...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 03:45:00 GMT

Thailand

We are leaving for Thailand in April and staying there for two months.  I love Thailand- training in Muay Thai at Fairtex and Jungle Gym, rock climbing on Railey/ Ton Sai, learning Buddhist medit...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 21:32:00 GMT

Fucking Hippies

Hippies suck- they talk about saving the world but all they do is just sit around smoking weed and smelling bad. Seriously. Hippies with their anti-government anti-consumerism tyrades are the first at...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 18:02:00 GMT

A Book

Yeah, I'm writing a novel. At first I thought the way to do it would be to start with simpler forms of writing. Short stories, haikus (3-5-3: The dog ate. It opened the fridge. I hate it.), maybe a no...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 10:03:00 GMT

Costa Rica

Going to leave on January 1st and be in Tamarindo for 2 weeks of surfing, eating and hanging out with Vicky. I have been somewhere tropical every winter for at least the last five years or so, but I a...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 19:08:00 GMT

Flourishfulness

i love my apartment. i love my city. i love my girlfriend, my friends, my dog, my car, my program, my new job, jiu-jitsu, thai food. i love my life. this is how i see it:-be nice to everyone, especial...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 16:08:00 GMT

BJJ Comp

All the guys at my gym that were going to the Seattle competition have pulled out. Fucking shit. I am tempted to just go down there by myself, but there is a local comp in three weeks so I guess I wil...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 09:22:00 GMT

Not King Fuck Up

i have spent so much time and energy over the last 13 years trying not to be a fuck up and just realized that i made it. i'm not a fuck up anymore. i don't start fights with random people in the stree...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 18:33:00 GMT