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Topher

Hi. I'm Topher.

About Me

My name is Topher.I like loud music and beer and books and comic books and food.I work at a resturaunt on a hill. I make the food and I sing annoying songs to myself. When I'm not at work I wander around the city and drink way too much coffee.

My Interests

sitting, eating, reading, watching, walking, doing, going.I also like cheese of all kinds.

Music:

I like music performed by angry young people. Or angry old people. Or weirdos. Usually I like music with guitars. I don't really like dance music, because I can't dance and I don't want too. I like music that makes me want to kick stuff and wave my arms around, or music that makes me want to sit quietly and move my head up and down. I also like music that makes me feel stoned or schizophrenic. I like a lot of music.

Movies:

When I was a young boy my favorite movie was Never Cry Wolf, which teaches kids to eat rats and piss outside. Then when I got a little older my favorite movie was The Outsiders, which teaches kids to be true to thier friends and don't take any shit from squares. Nowadays my favorite movie is Repo Man, which teaches kids to say "Fuck You."

Television:

I don't have cable. Cable is for rich millionaires. I watch the fuzzy channels with the double vision.

Books:

I like books with pictures and words.

My Blog

Hey Crackheads!

Hey! Crackheads of Seattle! (Or Methheads, or otherwise deranged criminals looking for a quick dollar.)STAY THE HELL OUT OF MY VAN!Theres nothing in there!! We've been through this before!!! Its a shi...
Posted by Topher on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 07:16:00 PST

More Snow!!! More!!

Hey! It snowed some more!! It snowed on my day off even!! Awesome!!Unfortunatly, nobody else I know thought it was as awesome. I couldnt get anybody to go sledding with me. And I couldnt get ahold of ...
Posted by Topher on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 01:54:00 PST

New Blog!

Well, I was going to post something here but it was going to include a picture that I took with my cellphone camera, and there is a problem with the internet somewhere and my cellphone camera pictures...
Posted by Topher on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 01:57:00 PST

advanced blogging

My new computer has a little camera in it. I guess it's for video-conferencing. I'm never going to do that.I'm trying to figure out if i can post pictures on this blog. Here's a sexy shot of me taking...
Posted by Topher on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 12:27:00 PST

hot shit

I have completed the full restoration of my prize bicycle, The Ross Cruiser (a.k.a. The Purple Bike, Topher's Bike, Ol' Rusty)   Okay, actually it isnt really "restored", all I really did was pu...
Posted by Topher on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 05:30:00 PST

brainfreeze

It is to hot today to do anything usefull. Every summer, when it gets really hot, I read a book about someplace really cold. Last summer it was a book about dogsledding in Alaska, the summer before th...
Posted by Topher on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 10:52:00 PST

a day at the beach

If you go to Golden Gardens Park in Seattle, and you go to the Men's Restroom and read the graffitti, you will see that somebody has written some very good advice on the wall near the door. It reads "...
Posted by Topher on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 07:08:00 PST