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About Me

I hate to admit it but I am no longer a an angry, miserable, self-loathing, bastard. It's true. Try as I may maintain the image, I can no longer force myself to be unhappy. Yes folks, a fomerly jaded, anti-social, S.O.B., is now using Myspace to meet new and exciting people. Ain't technology great!Now don't think I've become some ultra-sensitive twit, who cries at "chic flics" and wants to give everyone a hug! No, I'll still be dishing out the sarcasm and biting social commentary. I'm just going to reserve it for the assholes who truly deserve it!So come one, come all and experience the new and improved Jerry!

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My Interests

Martial Arts, Fencing (Sabre and Foil),Live Music, Comedy, Theater, aviation/flying, Skydiving, Deep Sea Diving, Amusment Parks, Random acts of mischief, Having a couple drinks...alot of laughs... with a few good friends.

I'd like to meet:

That sharp-tongued, diabolically witty woman I shall someday call my wife and the demon spawn we shall procreate.

Music:

Favorite Artists: Howie Day, Josh Kelly, Gavin DeGraw, 8stops7, Finger 11, Breaking Benjamin, Better Than Ezra, Lifehouse, Brand New, Coheed & Cambria, Trivium, Killswitch Engage and the list goes on and on

Movies:

Comedies like: Old School, Van Wilder, Napoleon Dynamite, Wedding Crashers, Animal House, and of course, Monte Python & The Holy Grail ! I also love horror films and historical dramas

Television:

Battlestar Galactica, House, Family Guy, The Simpsons, South Park, Nip/Tuck, The Shield, House, Ghost Hunters, and Myth Busters.

Books:

Salem's Lot and The Stand by Stephen King, Why Not Freedom and Reclaiming Liberty by Ronald Kennedy, The Book of Five Rings by Musashi, Brave New World by Aldous Huxley, Unrevealed Secrets of Man by George Jowett, Republic by Plato, The Art of War by Sun Tsu

Heroes:

My Father, anyone who can live my mother for 38 years has to be a hero !!!