THIS PROFILE MY REQUIRE PARENTAL GUIDANCE, THERE MAY BE RUDE WORDS, BLASPHEMY, AND POLITICAL VIEWS THAT MAY OR MAY NOT COINCIDE WITH YOUR OWN - THANKYOU
1.) I've lived in Scunthorpe, North Lincolnshire my whole life. It's not a bad place if I'm honest.
2.) I was born in 1972.
3.) I don't 'do' Astrology, Tarot Cards etc, but I do believe in Karma.
4.) Eeyup! I'm a Northerner and proud of it.
5.) I'm in a great relationship with Victoria, She puts up with my shit... and keeps me sane...
5.) Have you seen my camel!? *drools*
6.) I work as an Emergency Medical Technician for a private ambulance company.
7.) I support Scunthorpe United, my local team, for better or for worse......
8.) I try to recycle when I can.
9.) I have a receding hairline, apparently.
10.) My memory isn't what it used to be.
11.) My memory isn't what it used to be.
12.) I'm not superstitious.
14.) I will never, ever carry a national Id card.
15.) I'm not a number, I am a free man!
16.) I'm a petrolhead.
17.) I enjoy Motorsport, Whitewater kayaking, Playing with engines, Loud music.
18.) I have a Trike, a Kawasaki 750 mated to a Citroen 2cv engine, it rocks man!!!
19.) I like real Beer not chemical lager.
20.) I get drunk after four pints.
21.) .....I'm a very cheap date.
22.) I like Rock Music, with proper instruments in.
23.) If I'm still breathing then things can't be THAT bad.
24.) I read books, when I have the time.
25.) I swear, f*@king loads more than I should sometimes.
26.) I used to be small for my age.
27.) Bog-eyed too.
28.) I have a slightly self-destructive dark side, from an 'interesting' childhood.
29.) I don't burp very often, but make up for it in farts.
30.) I know trumps shouldn't have lumps.
31.) I've run so hard I've been sick, on more than three occasions.
32.) I like a beer in my local pub, and live music.
33.) I don't 'do' drugs, I have smoked cannabis once or twice, didn't do it for me.
34.) I've got three tattoos, and I'd like more, I just don't want to look like a shithouse door.
35. I used to be a Labour voter, everyday I thank my god that I didn't vote this shower of shit into power.....
36.) I'm aware that having typed that, that a little box will have been ticked somewhere saying that I'm some kind of troublemaker. (True)
37.) I'm not paranoid.
38.) I believe in freedom, that that is being slowly eroded in this country.
39.) I have a 15 year old Toyota Celica, the last of the pop-up headlight shape. It makes me smile everytime I switch them on.
40.) I'm a sad git sometimes....
41.) This is the second time i've done this 'about me', the last time some thieving little shit who can't think for himself copied and pasted it into his profile. Twat.
42.) I really don't want to see your 'HOT PICS' especially if you can't spell the word 'Horny'. Let's be honest, if you can't spell THAT word, then I doubt you'll light my fire.
43.) My ex-wife has a myspace page too and uses photos on her profile I took on our wedding anniversary a few years ago.
44.) It kind of seems a bit, well 'wrong', somehow.
45.) Never mind eh?
46.) I'm not into collecting 'friends' if I think you're interesting then I'll add you, bug me with sparkly banner comments, and I'll delete you. (Unless they have trikes, choppers or nice boobies on 'em, then I might let you off...)
47.) There's more to life than a virtual reality popularity contest, really, there is!!
48.) How do folks get to '50' on these things?
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