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El Chico

ATTENTION ALL EL CHICO FO PRESIDENT I WILL WORK HARDLY FO YOU!!!!!!!!

About Me


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My Interests

GANJA,hot tomales,bill fishin',collecting rare gummy bears,mushroom hunting in east Africa,safaries,coconuts,cock fights in Pemona,porn comics(mostly midget porn),peppers,mayo,ritz crackers,going to movies on Lortab and cronic,pooping and smoking cigs,and straight up Thug life! Thats for you mom

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet, Jack Herer for inventing White widow and other various hybris species of marijuana. I would like to meet Tommy Chong, for his awsome bongs,Bill Clinton(cause he's got the balls to do what everyone else does,Lickkittiesthenspilt for keepin his pimp hand strong! Also Tha MilkManMillionaire for keeping tha milk supply, real high, and last but not least "Blanketman" for without him the world would not be safe. Iwould like to meet kool keith mc. search jurassic 5 mr t. insanse clown posse dave chapple don knotts el.p and all hip hopsters.src="http://www.MySpaceCity.com/images/logo.gif" border="0" alt="MySpace Layouts" /

Music:

Nine Inch Nails,Suicidal Tendencies,Salt & Peppa,Celin Dion,Maria Carie,Paula Abdul,Madonna,Metallica,Jay Z, Fat Joe,Skinny Joe,And all hip hop on this planet.

Movies:

Scarface,Goodfellas,Casino,Heat,Carlito's Way,Godfather Trilogy,Pulp Fiction,$ rooms,Shawshank Redemption,Clockwork Orange,

Television:

Mad Tv,Adult Swim,Fox TV all programs,I am a walking program.

Books:

I'm illiterate BITCH I can read beer logos and cigarette wrappers and cook books,brownie mix and speeding tickets.

Heroes:

Lickem',ThaMilkManMillionaire,Blanketman,Speedy Gonzolas,Wolverine,Wu Tang Clan,Bill Clinton,Steven Segal,Jerry Previch,Guy Davis,Chuck Wollery

My Blog

who is like me....

i was born to a three legged bitch of a mother,and i was always ashamed of this. one day i was adopted by tito liberwitz gun smuggler, and part time dog fight promoter. he trained me and i was good ,...
Posted by El Chico on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 09:43:00 PST

about da chico

im the chico i love to act stupid as hell listen to hip hop as everyone knows and smoke out and eat some pharmies, i also enjoy good eats as you can tell from my  pictures i have tons of friends ...
Posted by El Chico on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 08:26:00 PST

about da chico

im the chico i love to act stupid as hell listen to hip hop as everyone knows and smoke out and eat some pharmies, i also enjoy good eats as you can tell from my  pictures i have tons of friends ...
Posted by El Chico on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 08:27:00 PST

WHATS LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT?

WHATS LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT,WHATS LOVE BUT A SECOND HAND EMOTION. YES TINA SAID IT BEST. I NEED HER ON MY FRIENDS LIST SHES BAD ASS. WELL IM ALMOST 34 AND BEEN IN THIS RELATION SHIP FO 2 AND HAL...
Posted by El Chico on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 02:36:00 PST

HOW TO KEEP YOUR PIMP HAND STRONG!

MANY PEOPLE ASK THE CHICO HOW HE DOES IT. HOW DO YOU KEEP YOUR PIMP HAND SO STRONG? WELL THE IS TO MASTERBATE,FLOG THE DLOPHIN CHOKETHE CHICKEN,SPANK THE MONKEY,AND SO FORTH. HA HA HA , VOTE FO EL CHI...
Posted by El Chico on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 04:15:00 PST

WHAT?

What is a definition of a friend. If you were a good friend ,and i was shot in the ass . Would you suck out the poison from my ass? YES or NOT. If I was on fire would you piss on me to put out the fla...
Posted by El Chico on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 06:30:00 PST

DONT STEROTYPE OR BE RACIST OF HOW U LOOK!

IT IS CALLED MY SPACE RIGHT? IF IM WRONG PLEASE LET ME KNOW. THE POINT OF THE WHOLE THING IS MAKE FRIENDS WIT PEOPLE ALL OVER RIGHT? IF IM WRONG PLEASE LET ME KNOW AGAIN. IT OK IF SOMEONE DOES NOT WAN...
Posted by El Chico on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 12:04:00 PST

EL CHICO FOR PRESIDENT

EL CHICO FOR PRESIDENT I WILL WORK HARD FOR YOUR VOTE SEND MONEY FOR MY CAMPAINE FUNDS THEY WILL BE USED FOR THE CHRONIC SHORTAGE HERE IN THE GUMP AND REMEMBER A VOTE FOR ME IS A STEP TOWARDS PROGRESS...
Posted by El Chico on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 10:54:00 PST

EL CHICO FOR PRESIDENT

EL CHICO FOR PRESIDENT I WILL WORK HARD FOR YOUR VOTE SEND MONEY FOR MY CAMPAINE FUNDS THEY WILL BE USED FOR THE CHRONIC SHORTAGE HERE IN THE GUMP AND REMEMBER A VOTE FOR ME IS A SREP TOWARDS PROGRESS...
Posted by El Chico on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 10:55:00 PST

WHO I AM PEEPS WHO CARE JUST BE FRIEND

I AM NOT MXICAN I JUST PLAY ONE ON TV. IN WHITE WHO JUST HAPPENS TO LIKE A SHIT LOAD OF HIP HOP. PEOPLE KEEP ASKING ME WHO ARE YO WELL IM CHICO HERE. IT AN ALTAR EGO SEE. MY REAL NAME IS LANCE I LIVE ...
Posted by El Chico on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 11:39:00 PST