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Richard

Live today like you can't take it back.

About Me

Sup guyz, glad u found my page, hope it doesnt suck too much. I figured I should give you a few things to do while you arent masterbating, so feel free to play as much blackjack that your heart desires...lol. Leave me a comment and add me to ur friends. Welcome to my little corner of the net, something i like to call...dick's corner? lol

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My Interests

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Name: Richard
Birthday: 9-11-85
Birthplace: Galveston, TX
Current Location: Home
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dark brown
Height: 6'4
Right Handed or Left Handed: Bi-strokal
Your Heritage: Jackal
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sandals I stole from Jesus
Your Weakness: Kryptonite
Your Fears: Canadians
Your Perfect Pizza: Dead babies
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Interstellar domination
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Penis
Thoughts First Waking Up: Penis
Your Best Physical Feature: Penis
Your Bedtime: 6:06:06
Your Most Missed Memory: Dunno
Pepsi or Coke: African or European?
MacDonalds or Burger King: Taco Bell
Single or Group Dates: Groooup...group dates and public baths
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Arizona
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: only cigars, but i use to smoke cigs.
Do you Swear: F&%$ yeah
Do you Sing: Only in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: So I can sing
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: I'm in college
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: *starts singing* "We are the champions"
Do you get Motion Sickness: No...unless I'm doing your mom
Do you think you are Attractive: Penis *bows*
Are you a Health Freak: I said I smoke, didn't I?
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, especially your mom
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nope
In the past month have you Smoked: Cigs, yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Drugs are bad, mmkay
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Do dead babies count?
In the past month have you been on Stage: Does my shower count?
In the past month have you been Dumped: Negatory
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Negatory
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Not that I can remember
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: A couple times
Ever Shoplifted: maybe
How do you want to Die: Having sex
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A water bed
What country would you most like to Visit: uranus
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Red or brunette
Short or Long Hair: Yes, please
Height: don't care
Weight: less than 200 pounds, lol
Best Clothing Style: whatever feels comfortable
Number of Drugs I have taken: Me? never...
Number of CDs I own: ...probably like 500 at least
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: *start counting*...a lot, I'm working on it, thoughinput type='hidden'

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My Blog

My Blogs

So I have been posting blogs for a little while, but I think I have been dancing around putting anything substantive about me in them. I don't really know why, maybe it has been a manifestation of my ...
Posted by Richard on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 03:01:00 PST

Insanity

The cry of the world screams through the pages,Through lost worlds and bloody agesWho would be so arrogant and ignorant as to not heed,Lessons learned at dramatic cost.Deeds done and people freed.My h...
Posted by Richard on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 11:25:00 PST

Why I Listen to Metal

  To me metal is an expression of the struggle to accept the hard truths of life in the world. The fast pace of the music is at times frantic, and uncontrollable. This represents the feelings we ...
Posted by Richard on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 10:33:00 PST

Try these out

101 Ways To Annoy People1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."4. Learn Morse cod...
Posted by Richard on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 06:54:00 PST

More jokes.

So lately i've been traveling around the blog-o-sphere on my magic flying bed called the internet, and i noticed that there a lot of people taking themselves too seriously. We all work, and vote, and ...
Posted by Richard on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 07:23:00 PST

jokes

Check these out...lol(from www.comedycentral.com)What is PoliticsSon: Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?Father: Sure, son. What's the question?Son: What is politi...
Posted by Richard on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 08:53:00 PST