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You Are 40% Weird
Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it!
How Weird Are You?
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
If anyone needs it explained - read it a second time.
Savage Garden, Toby Keith, Panic At the Disco, Hinder, Lonestar, Dixie Chicks, The Offspring, Aaron Tippin, and the list goes on and on and on. I just happen to like a little bit of everything :)
Romance, comedy... whatever is interesting. I also get a kick out of kiddy movies, which I get to indulge in because of my daughter, lol. Right now, one of her favorites is Doogal... it has a farting moose, need I say more?
Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, How It's Made, Supernanny, Wife Swap, Dirty Jobs, Hell's Kitchen.
Johanna Lindsey, Mary Balogh, Victoria Alexander, Darragha Foster, Lisa Kleypas, Kathleen E. Woodiwiss, Stephen King, Tori Carrington, Janet Chapman, Jennifer Crusie, Christina Dodd, Lori Foster, Kate Hoffmann, Muriel Jensen, Sherrilyn Kenyon, Jayne Ann Krentz (aka Amanda Quick), Judith McNaught, Carly Phillips, Jo-Ann Power, Maggie Shayne, Dallas Schulze, Vicki Lewis Thompson, Susan Wiggs, and Sherryl Woods are just a few of my favorite authors. I have a 300+ book collection :p
Q. How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN. WHY??? BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! THE HOUSE!!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...
"A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days." - Tim Allen