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bob

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

imagine me with a beard. then imagine i shaved the beard. that's how i look, mostly.

My Interests

pornography, corn on the cob, dusting, putting on the ritz, public intoxication, bumming cigarettes, editing profiles, pipe-dreaming, rooting for the second-rate sports teams of this third-rate town, rooting in general, curling

I'd like to meet:

i'd like to meet more people who like to meet people on an internet. if you own and operate an internet, i'd like to meet you.

Music:

phish, led zeppelin, wilco, QOTSA, beatles, stones, flaming lips, oh my god, weezer, bob dylan, oh my god., uncle tupelo i'd list more but there's no other posters hanging in my room

Movies:

goodfellas, lord of the rings, david lynch, kevin costner's entire life's work, the coen brothers, the godfathers that matter, five years ago i would have said Kevin Smith

Television:

family guy, chapelle's show, sportscenter.

Books:

i know it asks for books but the following is a list of authors: david foster wallace, henry miller, john barth, t.c. boyle, john irving, cormac mccarthy, ernest hemingway, john steinbeck, jonathan franzen, jorge luis borges, gabriel garcia marquez, carson mccullers, don delillo, henry miller, david foster wallace

Heroes:

david foster wallace, pat lafontaine, dave thomas founder of wendy's, the happy dude whose picture i never removed from my wallet