About Me
well my name is mike walpole and as you probably already know, im a down ass dude whos ready to roll at a moments notice. my two main squeezes are christopher george ritter and michael ARTHUR primavera. haha, his middle name is arthur. anywho, chris is my right hand man. he rivals me for downness. if anythings going on, hell even if nothings going on, chris is by my side and ready for action! i love him with all my heart and soul and would murder my own mother in cold blood if he said so. some would say im his bitch, i say im his bff. thens theres the other third of our trifecta of coolness, mike primo. creamsicle (as i like to call him) is an absolute stud. seriously, hes so good looking! most people say hes quiet, but thats just because quite frankly, he doesnt like you and doesnt wanna talk to you! so fuckin get over it and get off his yung joc! a little known fact about primo is that he is one of the 8% of the US population who remained gangsta as shit in the emo-infested world. way to go primms! i love him and he is also my bff. then theres a nifty h-town cat who goes by the name of selig. hes is ritter and dream street's roommate at the party known as west chester commons 223. hes a thuroughbred who is just looking to play some fantasy sports, drink some brews, and smoke some sticky icky. aka he is just a good time! he also loves commercial rap. i love this cat and would take a bullet for him! next up is a young man id like to call dj yelly yell. born daniel yelson of havertown pa, yelly yell now patrols the mean streets of philly at temple. all this man needs is some good music to grind to and hes good to go! despite our lack of communications as of late, i know the second our eyes meet, we will rekindle the once promising friendship that spawned during the summer and early autumn. i love him like you wouldnt believe. a tough act to follow, but my next three characters do their damndest! a-lac, matty lac, and kev how are, and forever will be, my senator lane niggas! first up is andrew, who despite just being 17 years old, has won my heart over many moons ago! this kid is no kid by any means. he does grown ass shit when he feels the need. a-lac will forver hold a dear place in my heart. matty lac is the real deal folks. though he stands just 5'2, hell still bust anybodys ass in basketball without breaking a sweat. this man also just loves nothing more than a beer and a good ballgame. THAT my friends, is why i love him as well. but when i say beer, who automatically comes to mind? why none other than mr kevin howard himself! k-how grew up a fuckin screw up! it started in grade school and lasted through his catholic school graduation. whether its discipline basketball or keggers in thw woods, he pisses my off completely! i love the kid and want nothing more than to exchange insults for many years to come. next up is my future wife piece, steph burke. now despite the fact that weve never actually formally hung out, the love we share is deep...REAL DEEP!! whos the last person i text before i rest my head and call it a day? ill tell you who, its steph fucking burke, thats who! she must have been born in tennessee cause shes the only ten i see..get it? haha, oh me! next in line is the old ball and chain, my baby sis, miss toni ratti. i call her my baby sis for many reasons, mainly cause a) if any dudes fuck with her they gotta come see me first, shes my little angel! and b) she would never ever get with me, forcing me into the "friend zone" and now i have to act like shes off limits when in reality id totally do her. i love this crazy broad nonetheless. then theres jess campbell..oh boy..what can i say about jess campbell that hasnt already been said about afghanistan, she looks bombed and depleted. me and the ol' ball and chain have been through our ups and downs, but no matter how hard i try, i cant stop loving her. thanx for reading and peace out rabbits..
