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The Mailbox

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About Me

I'm a senior at IUPUI, but not for much longer. I'm only two semesters away from graduation, and I can't wait. For now I work at Barnes & Noble in the cafe, and I love my job. If you want to know anything else, ask me.50 Random Questions 1. Where were you 3 hours ago? At home, doing homework 2. Who are you in love with? guess... 3. Have you ever eaten a crayon? No 4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? *looks around* Nope 5. When is the last time you went to the mall? I went to Barnes & Noble at Metropolis in Plainfield 6. Are you wearing socks right now? Yes 7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000? I don't know 8. When was the last time you drove out of town? It was the last time I went to the LARP, I went to Lafayette 9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days? No 10. Are you hot? No 11. What was the last thing you had to drink? Mountain Dew 12. What are you wearing right now? T-shirt and work pants 13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it? Neither, I let the rain do it 14. Last food that you ate? Chinese 15. Where were you last week at this time? Probably at home 16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week? No 17. When is the last time you ran? It's been awhile 18. What's the last sporting event you watched? Colts destroying Ravens 19. What is your favorite animal? I don't know, Wolf or Raven 20. Your dream vacation? Quiet island with nobody to bother me 21. Last person's house you were in? Aside from my own: Brittany's apartment 22. Worst injury you've ever had? I guess the burn from my parents' toaster oven 23. Have you been in love? Yes 24. Do you miss anyone right now? Yes, lots of people 25. Last play you saw? I don't even remember 26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? I don't have one 27. What are your plans for tonight? write this evil paper 28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment? Caitlin or Evelyn, I forget which was first 29. Next trip you are going to take? To Purdue for the Larp 30. Ever go to camp? yes 31. Were you an honor roll student in school? I used to be, then I stopped caring 32. What do you want to know about the future? Nothing, I'll figure it out when it comes. Besides, the future looks so dark that I don't even know if I want that much. 33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne? No, just deoderant 34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit? I suppose 35. Where is your best friend? I've got a lot of them, but they're probably all at home right now anyway 36. How is your best friend? Too many to answer 37. Do you have a tan? I perma-tan, so yes, but only slightly 38. What are you listening to right now? I'd Do Anything by Blink 182 39. Do you collect anything? No 40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know? What kind of question is that? If I answer, it's me! 41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over? Around finals, fall semester 2005 42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw? Yes... I wonder if whoever wrote this was having a hard time coming up with questions 43. What does your last text message say? Hey, sorry I missed your call I was at the library 44. Do you like hot sauce? No 45. Last time you took a shower? 1a.m. yesterday 46. Do you need to do laundry? Not really 47. What is your heritage? Skinny white boy 48. Are you someone's best friend? I don't know 49. Are you rich? No 50. What were you doing at 12AM last night? Writing my evil capstone paper Amatokin Wrinkle Cream Top Ten List - Best Myspace Quizzes

My Interests

Politics, Debate, Art, Music, Football, Mountain biking

I'd like to meet:

Edgar Allan Poe, Thomas Jefferson, Dennis Kucinich, Barak Obama, and John Edwards.
adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

Disturbed, Tool, Slipknot, Evanescence, Linkin Park, Godsmack, Puddle of Mudd, Switchfoot, AFI, Smile Empty Soul, Papa Roach, Creed, Eve 6, Hinder, Bowling for Soup, Seether, and many more...
lyrics - disturbed

Movies:

Boondock Saints, V for Vendetta, Rent, Fight Club, Monty Pythons and the Holy Grail, UHF, Forrest Gump

Television:

House, Comedy Central, History Channel, Discovery Channel, MSNBC (for news), and Fox News (for laughs), Scrubs

Books:

Harry Potter, RA Salvatore, Edgar Allan Poe (http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/poe/Work.html#Poetry)

Heroes:

Brittany Baue is my hero. Create or get your
very own MySpace Layouts

My Blog

President Douchenozzle

Today President Bush vetoed a healthcare bill that would provide medical coverage to the children of low-income families.  70% of the American public supports the bill, but Bush vetoed it anyway,...
Posted by The Mailbox on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 03:57:00 PST

Green Eggs and Ham is a conspiracy of the religious right!

I went to the doctor recently, and there was a copy of green eggs and ham in the waiting room.  Naturally, I began to ponder the eternal question:  where the fuck did Sam I Am get green eggs...
Posted by The Mailbox on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 09:31:00 PST

The End of an Era

Today, at 1:40 p.m., I clocked out at Bob Evans for the last time. It's a change that has been coming for awhile now.  Since Deby left, it has been less fun working there.  Today was one of ...
Posted by The Mailbox on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 09:33:00 PST

Quotes

I've heard a lot of good quotes recently, so I've decided to post a few of them here. "Jake is just like one of the girls, except he has a  penis and a sexual drive for women"   &n...
Posted by The Mailbox on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 09:29:00 PST

A song

DISTURBED "I'm Alive" Never again will I be dishonoredAnd never again will I be remindedOf living within the world of the jadedThey kill inspirationIt's my obligationTo never again, allow this to happ...
Posted by The Mailbox on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 06:13:00 PST

The Athiest Delusion 2: The Deluded Mailbag

http://deludedmailbag.cf.huffingtonpost.com/
Posted by The Mailbox on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 07:26:00 PST

"The Atheist Delusion"

http://atheistdelusion.cf.huffingtonpost.com/This is freaking hilarious.
Posted by The Mailbox on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 09:53:00 PST

Well, here it goes...

First of all, I would just like to say that that I am going to explode if I see one more damn smear campaign commercial in a row.  Seriously, these candidates are tearing each other to pieces in ...
Posted by The Mailbox on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 09:27:00 PST

Elaboration on the inaudible blog

Leigh and Fredy are back together.I was quite unhappy about it.Then I got a lecture from a friend about dealing with problems.  And she's totally right.  I was an idiot for caring.  So ...
Posted by The Mailbox on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 08:17:00 PST

Karma? Ha!

(Jake cannot formulate coherent sentences regarding exactly how he feels at the moment, so this will have to suffice)WHA!?DAHVGRKADOICIFYGT;PAOIC;IAJSFL;SFADJASIGHfuckfu ckfuck!...
Posted by The Mailbox on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 11:10:00 PST