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Crystal

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About Me

Super laid back. I can always find something to smile about(or smirk about). I occupy a dome home with my fresh squeezed Rheymund and my 2 crazy dawgs. I like a good adventure and I'll try anything once in the name of experience. I have a horribly perverse and offensive sense of humor so good luck offending me. Go Borat! High Five! Oh, and I don't really live in Manch Vegas, just like to keep it general for all the internet stalking freakazoids out there, you know who you are......This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

My Interests

Hiking, good friends, tasty beer, Ray (and his personal bits), my dogs, fishing, kayaking, snowboarding, growing my own (veggies and the like), fixing up the dome, traveling, taking pictures, messing around in Photoshop, anything outdoors, fresh sheets, camping out, GOOD FOOD, dancing until it hurts, laughing until it hurts, people watching, and a whole bunch of other stuff I can't think of... and not necessarily in that order.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who doesn't have a Myspace page... Hmmmm...

Music:

Pretty much everything but Country, Rap, and cheesy hip-hop. Techno, straight up, baby... that mothafuken house music (so near and dear to my heart), let's try a sampling shall we? Sublime, Paul Simon, The Talking Heads, Staind, Pantera, Old & in the Way, Groovechild, David Gray, Plastikman, Josh wink, ... Cripes, this could take a freakin' century... Just assume if it's not one of the 3 above, I like it or would like it.

Movies:

Hmmm, where to start with this one... MY ALL TIME fAVORITE...OLD SCHOOL!!!! "you're my boy, Blue!" The Score, Office Space, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Super Troopers, Cult classics, Dirty Work, Borat, Just Cum shots (just seeing if you're really reading this!), any Will Ferrel Movie, Chocolate, all types of war movies, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Kids in the Hall: Braincandy,(oh, I'm taking myself back), Kill Bill, Matrix, The Lost Boys, Beer Fest, 11:14, It's all gone Pete Tong, Americano, any Edward Norton flick...

Television:

It's all about the Discovery Channel and THE TRAILER PARK BOYS. You down with J to the R-O-C? Love the Band of Brother's series, Ren & Stimpy. Seinfeld is funny because it's about nothing and I can relate to it. I HATE FRIENDS!!! And other stupid, not funny shows like that. Reality TV licks balls as well. You're wasting life. Quit watching it on TV and live your own people.

Books:

Haven't had time to read any lately... but I occasionally peruse the "Bathroom Reader". Good stuff. Also, nearby labels of random products. Oh, yeah, you know what mean.

Heroes:

I refuse to answer such a lame-ass section. What a waste of Myspace.

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More wisdom


Posted by Crystal on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 08:17:00 PST

Words of Wisdom

I read an interesting quote today..."Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer you get the end, the faster it goes."How true.......
Posted by Crystal on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 09:09:00 PST