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Petey 3:16

Purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka..

About Me

Funny how fast life will change your priorities. Father first. Musician second. Rock star third.
You need a little Fairchild in your life. Come to a show. Earplugs, towels, and a change of underpants are recommended, but not required.
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Slash
You are Slash! You are formerly of Guns N' Roses, one of the greatest bands ever to graze the earth. Currently you are with Velvet Revolver, and you love Jack Daniels and cigarettes. You are one of the most well known guitarists, and a master blues-rock player. You also have a hot supermodel wife.

Tom Waits... charismatic story-teller with a
penchant for freaky people and unusual
settings. You thrive on the concept of the
underdog coming out on top.
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Las Vegas
You Shine bright and partake in all the vices. You'd rather burn out then fade away.

My Interests

good music. loud guitars. jack on the rocks. naps in the sunshine. thought-provoking conversation. chilaquiles at kitch'n at 2 pm. chewy coffee. a book on the beach. a margarita next to said book. sing-a-longs at brett's house at 5 am. blowguns. the muthafuckin' detroit pistons. movie days. driving too fast. billiards. road trips. mountains. mountain trout on a fly rod. discovering my next big thing.

I'd like to meet:

Your mom.

Music:

Everything under the sun... classical to hip-hop. Here's a quick rundown: Prince Zappa Trane Miles Dr. Dre The Flaming Lips Soulive D'Angelo Dave Matthews Band The Roots Mos Def Zero 7 Modest Mouse The Mars Volta The Police Gnarls Barkley MF Doom Herbie Hancock Winger Outkast Stevie Wonder Steely Dan Jay-Z Hall & Oates Joshua Redman Chick Corea Marcus Miller Kenny Garrett Rage Against the Machine Jay-Z Alice in Chains Billy Joel Peter Gabriel Massive Attack Jack Johnson Jamiroquai Rachmaninoff Red Hot Chili Peppers John Mayer Nine Inch Nails Pat Metheny Wynton Marsalis Hendrix Sting A Tribe Called Quest The Beatles Justin Timberlake Roy Hargrove anything Quincy Jones produced (Thriller... best album of all time shit, I think that's enough for now...
What Beatle are you?
Ringo
You love to laugh & be around others. Very laid back & generous. A tad quirky though.

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Movies:

This is Spinal Tap Ghostbusters South Park (Bigger/Longer/Uncut) Hero Star Wars Office Space The Big Lebowski Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Garden State The Usual Suspects Almost Famous Kiss Kiss Bang Bang City Of God The Blues Brothers Fight Club Lost in Translation Lord of the Rings Purple Rain anything Kevin Smith Snatch Fallen lots more...

Television:

I probably watch too much. I miss Chapelle's show.

Books:

"Fargo Rock City" by Chuck Klosterman. Hilarious... Anything Hemingway. And every musician alive should be forced to read "Jazz In The Bittersweet Blues Of Life" by Wynton Marsalis and Carl Vigeland.

My Blog

if you can't laugh a little...

"Women? They're pretty much all crazy bitches. Finding one you can deal with is just a matter of how long they can lie to you."-Ryan Patrick MacManus
Posted by Petey 3:16 on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 08:20:00 PST

know your role

yesterday i sprained my ankle for the first time in my life. i accomplished this while driving the lane pretending to be steve nash. perhaps i should stick to music. on a positive note, my team was...
Posted by Petey 3:16 on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:33:00 PST

burn in hell, natalie maines

I FUCKING HATE THE DIXIE CHICKS.
Posted by Petey 3:16 on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 09:11:00 PST

Every musician's worst nightmare...

yes, this is my finger, by the way.... the middle....
Posted by Petey 3:16 on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 11:12:00 PST

kick back laid back myspace is computer crack

I love traveling. I love road trips, plane rides, whatever. I like seeing and experiencing new things and new places. I get restless and bored if I sit in one place too long. I've been fortunate t...
Posted by Petey 3:16 on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 10:55:00 PST

my neighbors are about to hate me...

I totally bought a Marshall stack today. Couldn't help it. It sounded fucking ferocious and the price was right. I'll be at Seldom Blues downtown if anyone wants to hear me break it in...
Posted by Petey 3:16 on Fri, 05 May 2006 03:45:00 PST

"i wanna get up an' do my thang...."

it's a start....pastel black productions
Posted by Petey 3:16 on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 08:04:00 PST

hype hype hype

Prepare yourself for maddened preachy ranting:HUSTLE AND FLOW FUCKING SUCKS!! Finally rented it because I heard so many wonderful things about it, about how every artist who's chasing a dream must wa...
Posted by Petey 3:16 on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 09:14:00 PST

it's official....

I am witty. At least Rolling Stone thinks so. Check out the letters section in RS 995 (the one with Shaun White on the cover). I was so moved by the issue with Kayne dressed as Jesus on the cover t...
Posted by Petey 3:16 on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 07:51:00 PST

onward and upward...

So maybe this is a little late, but just in case you haven't heard yet.... I'm no longer performing with Funkilinium. Many reasons, and nothing to necessarily blog about, but I'm going to be dipping ...
Posted by Petey 3:16 on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 08:02:00 PST