Pokin' my sister with the pickle in my pants, picking flowers for wheelchair-bound toothless widows, frolicking in the woods during Rainbow Fest with my fellow hippies, making dreamcatchers
That's a given. This guy rocks.
Brian David Mitchell's wife Wanda Barzee-how that crazy guy Mitchell managed to score a chick as hot as Wanda is beyond me...look at that tail!
Tiny Tim-Tiptoe through the Tulips is my favorite song
Good Charlotte, Led Zepplin, Green Day, Blink182, Hillary Duff, Tori Amos, Linkin Park, Sum41 (the singer is waaaay hot), Puddle of Mudd (I'd stick my dick in that pile of mud anyday, honey!)
Steel Magnolias (the end always make me sob like a little girl!)
That doctor show starring Billy Ray Cyrus
Chicken Soup for the Teenage Soul (my mother gave me this in high school; I slapped her butt in gratitude)
Anyone who has won a Darwin Award