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About Me

I'm married

Any animal that is wearing more ribbons than I've ever won is a diamond in my eye.

Sydney Marie --
[adjective]:

Sexually stunning

. Sydney Marie --
[noun]:

A master of storytelling

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(We are the concerned citizens of Utah)

(my brain)

(my bowels)

(my desired tattoo)

I can't stand half of you.
I miss waking up to Joanna's furry ass right next to my face.
I've been lied to enough to be able to pull on a mask and make you think you're in the clear.
I miss my mum ripping bandaids off of my knees after I'd been tripped on the driveway.
I'm sick of people who think they have to go places to accomplish things.
I'm sane because of my upbringing.
I love real people.
Real friends.
Rare finds.

(I'm always this excited about life.)

My Interests

.Anything that remotely resembles a Wookie.

I hate tomatos.

..
I love being outside.
I hate bigots.
I appreciate random things.
I loved my dog more than insomniacs love ambien.
I get upset when people yell at me.
I love everybody that smiles.
I don't really like girls that hug everyone.
I stress over the little things.
I love playing the piano when nobody else is home.
I love Scott Woolf,

because when we order a pizza over the phone,
and they ask for his name,
he tells them it's Scotula.
I miss my childhood.
I cherish true friendships.
My dad is more remarkable than anyone you've ever met.
My mum has a dud heart, but still manages to love me.
I hold my pee, just to see how long I can go.
I get impatient really fast.
I grow tired of any state of normalcy in my life.
I love change, even tho I never adapt.
My sister got a boob job, and they feel totally real.
I love thrift stores.
I have no idea where my life is going, or what I want to do with it.
So I'm just walking along and picking my nose until something happens.

The only thing I managed to pee on in Paris
were their bathroom floors and non-existent toilet seats.
I did, however,
manage to wipe boogers
all over an office building in
Rouen,
Paris,
and Etretat.
I'm in love with life,
and it loves me back sexually.
I love taking things one step further.
I want to hug everyone that doesn't like being hugged.
Simply because I hate girls that hug everyone.
(my flickr).

"In a real dark night of the soul, it is always three o'clock in the morning, day after day."
F. Scott Fitzgerald
A belligerent state permits itself every such misdeed, every such act of violence, as would disgrace the individual.
Sigmund Freud

I'd like to meet:

And Chaise, I don't care what you say about SexyBack. It makes me feel good and makes me want to go to clubs where all you do is hump. ...only I don't want to get humped...

Music:

.. Chopin
Satie
Debussy
Bjork
Muse
Coheed
Mungo Jerry
Frank Sinatra
Plastic Bertrand
I Monster
Death Cab
Daft Punk
Led Zeppelin
Gershwin
Greig
Tori Amos
Masta Killa
Hole
NIN
Astrud Gilberto
Depeche Mode
CCR
Vivaldi
LCD Soundsystem
David Bowie
Feist
Taco

Movies:

Television:

Books:

(click here).

Heroes:

The Mum and Dad
(for obvious reasons)

(mum on the right)

(dad on the left)

(mum in the middle)

seller doar: If one of us had the proper sex organs we could totally have a kid together.

My Blog

La lluvia es el guardián de mi alma.

so tired. so tiredof trying to grab the strings that float in the airright in front of my facethat tease meof what they could be.about warming my backand weaving a pocket for my heartOnly firin...
Posted by El Scorcho on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 06:04:00 PST

Vitamin D.

I think that the Sun is the most bizarre thing. I'm not a God fearing person, but the Sun worries medries me out.Just because something doesn't talk doesn't mean it's not alive.Is it the heat that I f...
Posted by El Scorcho on Tue, 20 May 2008 07:20:00 PST

King’s to you

I've decided that life is bizzare. Full of sick things. Sick peoplephysically and mentally.Odd ideas.Too many words. Not enough meaning. Sometimes I wish I couldn't feel. I remember being a kid and he...
Posted by El Scorcho on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 06:27:00 PST

'Tis the season?

I decided that whenever I write any real thoughts down, I cry. Unavoidably.How could I write something down,or type something up-with "meaning"-and not cry?I'm not saying I have profound things t...
Posted by El Scorcho on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 01:36:00 PST

Salt is a must.

Sometimes I'd love to close my eyes,just for a minute or two.But we both know I can't do that-for I'd lose track of you.Sometimes I'd love to close my eyes to hide my weakened cry.But Fate would rear ...
Posted by El Scorcho on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 06:19:00 PST

Heaven help me.

Scott just told me that when we have our first baby, he wants to try some of my breastmilk. A sample, if you will. WTFI'll have guilt free sex in approx. 30 days. Give or take 1. I don't want to calc...
Posted by El Scorcho on Tue, 01 May 2007 10:37:00 PST

Guilt

I have never felt so awful in my entire life.I have no tolerance for people who don't understand the relationship between a "pet" and it's "owner", so if you think that me crying about my dog is pathe...
Posted by El Scorcho on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 09:38:00 PST

You call me Brainwashed-I call you Jealous.

I never really paid attention to things until November came and the last 7 months had passed.Never loved the changing colours.Never appreciated living things.Never thanked God for who I am.N...
Posted by El Scorcho on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 03:34:00 PST

okay, I'll buy from you.

It's been two weeks since we put joanna down. from this seat I can see where we buried her. every time the doorbell rings or a chair bumps the wall, I start to say "shut up" because that's when she'd ...
Posted by El Scorcho on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 03:36:00 PST

I know me.

Things I know about myself.By Sydney CampbellAge: 20Mindset: 7 I like to eat rice until I can barely swallow. I have an OCD when it comes to test taking:If I have to provide my own paper,t...
Posted by El Scorcho on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 10:23:00 PST