I'm a fucking awesome cat. If you come over, you'll get the best cat love of your life. If you don't like it... that's too bad, now, isn't it?
A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? A Sexy Kitty Cat
What is your name? Harris
What other nicknames do you have? Little Fat Bastard
What is your favorite treat? All the food in the house
What would your owner describe you as? A sweet cuddly fatass
What is the funniest thing you have done? Tried to eat the wall
What is the bravest thing you have done? Confronted the Bull Mastiff that stayed here a while
Yes or No
Are you neutered? Yes :(
Are you a social animal? Yes :)
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? No
Are you friendly? Hell Yeah
Are you overweight? HELL yeah
Do you like warm milk? nah
Do you eat cheese? what? no
Do you eat bugs? YUP
Do you live with other animals? yep
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? I like to sneak out when they don't want me to
Do you like to exercise? no
Do you like car rides? not so much
Do you get into stuff? nope
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? all the time, unless medicine is involved
Do you like to swim? not so much
Do you chase laser pen dots? sometimes
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? who else will feed me?
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
