Born and raised on the great Mississippi, I spent my summers building rafts from timbers and ferrying orphans from St. Paul to Minneapolis. At night we'd build giant pyres and burn effigies of the neglectful or current radio stars who displeased us. When my bootstraps were long enough to pull myself up by, I filled a sack cloth with possesions and headed off to New York to find my fortune. And here I still reside.
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