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L O L L Y !

...ive done horrifying things with salad tongs...

About Me


"This girl makes rainbows shit glitter."
-Au Von Topsy

hi! i'm LOLLY, i'm a d o r k ...
people think they know me but i'm the most confusing person you will ever meet. i dub myself as a self-diagnosed opheliac . if you look up dork in the dictionary you'll find a picture of me there. i’ve become increasingly horrible at getting back to people on here even though i do try. but please don't arse me about not getting back to you right away. i totally act like a twelve year old. almost everyone ends up hating me at some point. i need alone time often or i become a psycho bitch at you. i love everything and anything involving sid vicious...i'm in love. i'm the kind of girl who adores horror movies but closes her eyes while watching. complaining is one of my favorite past times hehe. i do not live in vegas or l.a. contrary to popular belief. there are only a handful of people i would call 'friends' . i heart my terror twin miss topsy and no one could ever replace her! i don't use any messengers so don't ask. silly rabbit trix are for kids! yes i return pic comment favors. i totally want to overdose on sugar! rarely will i ever turn you away if you talk to me in real life. people have these preconceived notions that i’m ‘cool’ or ‘interesting.’ however they are deeply disappointed. i'm a total prude. harry potter fucking rocks my socks and draco malfoy is hot to trot. i'm easy to get along with but hard to become friends with. i can be shy and i can be annoying...it all depends. i tend to state the obvious. pixie stix are my drug of choice and a make-up brush is my weapon. i change my hair as often as possible. phones severly scare me. rock is dead...long live paper and scissors. i'm still a huge spice girls fan. i get bored too easily with anything and everything. i’m too nice for my own good and won’t hurt your feelings if at all possible avoiding it. this thus ends another few precious minutes of your wasted life...thanks!
xoxo
I have mild cases of:
Maleusiophobia
Anginophobia
Telephonophobia (this one especially)
Altophobia
Arachnophobia
Phonophobia (just balloon popping)
Hypochondria
Anxiety
..
.me being a dork.

My Interests



cupcakes
pixie stix
sid vicious
toys
make-up
glitter
sunglasses
the word
tiaras
harry potter series
stuffed animals
chinese food
zebra print
gir
r a i n b o w -ness
being a dork
hello kitty
johnny rotten
tatts
hollywood
safety pins
the kaulitz twins ♥
photography
neon green
hair
germany
kat von d
friends
trashy everything
my terror twin!

I'd like to meet:



.they are unnaturally perfect.

Music:


the 69 eyes
the academy is...
the adicts
aiden
emilie autumn
backstreet boys
black eyed peas
black veil brides
bloodhound gang
aaron carter
cinema bizarre
cky
crashdiet
daniel the photographer
escape the fate
family force 5
faster pussycat
fergie
gym class heroes
him
billy idol
kiss
avril lavigne
the medic droid
millionaires
mindless self indulgence
morningwood
motley crue
murderdolls
my ruin
nevada tan
peppermint creeps
p!nk
poison
prince
public image ltd.
red hot chili peppers
sex pistols
snake of eden
snoop dogg
the sounds
spice girls
steel panther
stefy
linda strawberry
tokio hotel
wednesday 13
vains of jenna

Heroes: