it'sLISA!

... I speak wise words, mouth off a lot when drunk, dance perfectly, i spill a drink at least once every half an hour whether it may be mine or yours, I sing at inappropriate times, push doors that clearly say pull, i blow on my ice cream after realising it doesn't make it get warmer yet i always seem to do it. I argue with my friends even though i know i'm in the wrong as there is noway i'm guna look a mug. I can make you laugh for hours.. not saying i will i just could, drink far too much juice, try to avoid walking as much as possible, i talk in childish voices, moan about everything most of the time without knowing. I can't say "smirnoff ice" for shit so understand what i'm saying when i say "smerrmoff" & i trip over at least three times a day... I really dislike Moths, People touching my eye or generally anything getting in my eye! Feet, Anyone touching my neck i freak out big time! Kissing it on the other hand is a different matter though u may do that all you like! When Chloe washes my hair! Ahh not in my ears! I think you need to be there! Horses&Big dogs.. cute my arse! Going near peoples drinks and we both know i will end up knocking it over! I am very clumsy.. i'm guessing that sums me up..*' peace x