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Myspace Graphics (glitter graphics)My name's Jake. Weird isn't it? Some people say it suits me but I don't think so. I don't like it when people call me by my name, so don't. I don't mind nicknames like 'Jakey' or 'Snakey' or 'Wanker' but don't call me Jake. If you want to get my attention just post a comment that says 'Hey', that'll be enough.I'm a pretty one-dimensional type of guy. I have one outstanding quality and that's about it. I don't have the surprising talents that you find when you put your friends into strange situations. With me you know exactly what you're going to get, every time. I'm smart. Big deal. Moving on...I'm also very shy. I try to break the ice as softly as possible, hopefully it works most of the time. But I'm very shy around people. Nerr :P I make friends very easily, which is good. I've mastered the skill after 11 years of being a social outcast.I came to Scunthorpe 10 years ago. Saddo. Of all the interesting places to live I've been stuck here for most of my life. :(. It's boring. Same old shops, roads, houses, parks, places, people. It can wear on one's sanity for a while while while.People say I'm random but I don't think so. I'm sure I'm not as random as most other people. Though I don't see the point of everyone's obsession with 'randomness'. Everyone talks about it. What the hell for?I'm not very religious but I have strong religious morals and I always try and follow a path of good nature. I may dislike someone a great deal but I don't hate anyone and I never say I hate someone. I always try to help everyone to my fullest extent and I try and cheer everyone up and make everyone happy. I try not to feel like I want something in return, but it's very very hard. Not impossible though.My Wii rocks. I played one before I got one for Christmas around Shea's house and almost beat him. Ha. Ha. I own you Shea. You are but a lowly Wiiprentice. I am a Wiimaster. So nerr. I like Nintendo a lot. It has much more in-depth characters and stories and just more FUN than the shiny, shitty cash-in trash of all the other Playstations and Xboxes. Nintendo will never be beaten for originailty, quirkyness and general bestnessism.I have 268 feature film DVDs, most of them are in my room. Over 50 of them are 18-rated. Most of my favourite films are 18-rated as well, Like Once Upon A Time In America, The Godfather Parts I and II and Born on the Fourth of July.I obsess over films. Films films films. I always try to make a 'serious' film every year but no one ever wants to help me with it. I'm going to be a film director some day and win the Oscars for Best Picture and Best Director. Twice. At least. I know pretty much everything about films (yeah, right) so if you have any filmic queries I am the 136724th best person in the world to answer them for you.I don't watch much TV. Can never be bothered. Can never really be bothered much with anything nowadays. Including college coursework. Which was tough, boring and tedious, but I finally managed to get everything done.Ah yes, college. John Leggot college. Everyone says only smart people go there, whilst the dim shits go to North Lindsey. Well, the reason they say that is because it's true. Or at least the ones who go to JLC have more dedication and drive to achieve something (bear with me on this.)I do drama, history, English language/lit combined and film studies. I wanted to do philosphy instead of history but my family bullied me out of it. I, however, fought them off trying to force me to do law instead of history.My future does not necessarily belong to me in my house. My family all want me to do what they want, because they've had such shit lives they want me to live their dreams. Tough shit. You should have done what you wanted when you had the chance, you bunch of spineless, selfish cunts. I've considered running away more than once, but I only have my dad to go to in Gloucetershire, but that'd be even worse. He only ever talks about himself and his family are too busy caring about my sister Martha than to give a shit about me. So I'm kinda stuck.I'm making this sound more morbid than it actually is. The majority of my friends have had worse lives than me, unfortunately. It's just because I'm a boy, I get pissed off with things quicker. Sometimes that's a good thing.I'm not an emo. I never intend to become one. I may have emo-ish qualities about me, but so does everyone. Everyone has chavvish qualities about them, and grebo qualities, and geeky qualities, and annoying qualities, and stupid qualities, and lovely qualities about them. That's just the way people are.I also talk too much.Most of my friends are girls. Like I said to a friend the other day, of the 37 msn contacts I have, only 5 of them are men (including family members.) Dunno why it's like that. I suppose guys naturally dislike me, whereas girls find me tolerable and even worthy of friendship.I'm not homosexual. Nothing about me would ever connotate that.I spend most of my time thinking about things. Sometimes I think deeply about things, and I wish I could talk about them with people. But other people wouldn't know what I'm talking about.I need a job but for some reason I can't get one. I'd like to do something in HMV or Gamestation. I am NOT, under ANY circumstances, working at McDonald's. I'd rather be a homeless bum than work there.Um....I've rambled on for too long. Add me on [email protected]'m more friendly actually talking to people than being read by people.Ciao
