Well I('d like to) think I'm a funny, friendly, funky, fresh - ah, f***, I've run out of F-words - Italian guy... So anybody out there who wants to chat about really random things and 'stuff', drop me a line (or better still, just message me cause that would work a whole lot better I think...)
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(Yay! It's always been a lifelong ambition to say that! :P)
Okay, okay, it seems as if the Chizz is gonna have to get all pro-active on your collective asses! So he's going to learn how to use this site properly (like what's the deal with people using 'comments' to send 'messages' when there's a perfectly good 'message' function to send your 'comments'?!) doing/pimping/hyping up his profile a little better (cause some of you guys out there do have some awesome profiles and you're putting me to shame) and he's also going to be sending out loads of messages (that's right, you heard him, MESSAGES) to anybody out there who has a cool profile (until he inevitably caves in and tries to do the whole commenting thing like everybody else on here) and quite hopefully he might even be able to entice a few of these cool people onto his friends space (to join the already cool people on there, of course) and then find out just what is so cool about his new found 'friends' - and last of all, the Chizz is going to deal with this annoying little habit he seems to have picked up of referring to himself in the 3rd person... ;p
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(Disclaimer - The management wishes it to be known that they cannot accept any liability for any harm the Chizz's (alleged) sense of humour, his (dubious) taste in films and music, or his (shockingly bad) memory which often leads to him losing track of who's he talked to and what he's talked to them about (but you just have to bear with him I guess) and last of all, his shockingly bad memory which often leads to him losing track of...)
Okay okay okay - I give up, I give in, I give out... I'm gonna start doing the whole 'comments' thing and see how that works out (cause if you can't beat 'em...) but I'm still going to go on about how everybody on here seems to have far too much free time on their hands if they can be doing all this stuff to their pimp their profiles - What the hell?! Don't these people have episodes of "Murder She Wrote", "Diagnosis Murder" or "Quincy M.E" to watch?!
(What I don't get about "Quincy M.E" is that he never really seemed to be that tired in any of the episodes?! They probably should have just called it Quincy... And whilst we're on the subject of crappy 80's American Crime shows - Just what's up with all the Police in "Murder She Wrote"?! Correct me if I'm wrong, but wherever "angel of death" Jessica Fletcher went people always seemed to die and they never think to make her a suspect?! It's not "Murder She Wrote", it's "Murder She Did"!)
Anyways, don't you all have games of Grand Theft Auto to play?! Or cheese toasties to be making?! (Mmmmm, really burnt cheese toastie making machine by-product...) Or is that just how I used to spend most of my free time in the days when I actually used to have some... yeah... yeah, that was just me, wasn't it... I was afraid of that...
But hey, if you REALLY do have free time on your hands, then you could do worse than taking the "Chizz Realtime Analysis Pyschological test"
And don't forget to write and let me know your score!
(Just click on the link below)
the C.R.A.P test
http://www.myheritage.com
