Tommy Pantsdown Is No Longer The Internet.

About Me

A word about myself:
Before you know me, you need to know that my headstone will read "Make God Laugh". Comedy is my life. It's not my profession, monetary drive nor is it a desire of mine to be famous. I just like to laugh and seeing other people laugh is like an orgasim for me. Whether it's with myself alone, a room full of people or you alone in front of your computer. Humor and comedy are the reason I'm alive. Bottom line. I don't have "DNA", I have "ROFL's" and "LOL's" that construct me.

I sat down to write this and decided that I could write a typical funny "About me" but why? To me, everything's funny. I can find humor in anything at anytime. Over the coming months you will see my humor displayed. I recently assembled a team of polished, humorus devoted people and we're on the move. Writing, filming and most importantly, laughing.

So sit back, enjoy my life and don't forget to enjoy yours.

My Interests

Watching Comedy: Sketch Comedy & Stand up are some of my favorite things.
I also enjoy building things, from my 69 Mustang to my coupe of bikes, to home improvement type shit. I'm a man of my hands, good with tools and rather creative.
I love snowboarding, billiards, drinking, Left Right Center, some video games depending on my mood, I fucking love the internet and last but not least, laughter. Whether alone or with a group, I'm always interested in laughter.

I'd like to meet:

Howard Stern, Rodney Dangerfield, John Candy and anyone. I just like meeting new people and I always appreciate people who have done something with themselves.Meet me on my Forums!!!!

Music:

ILL EAGLE and Anything else.

Movies:

Here's a 100% random list of movies I love: The Jerk, Caddy Shack, The Great Outdoors, Christmas Vacation, Cabin Boy, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Old School, The Departed, Tommy Boy, Funny Farm, Uncle Buck or really any classic smash comedy.

Television:

Upright Citizens Brigade was the only TV show to make my laugh.

Books:

I never read but here's what I have read: Truth In Comedy, Comedy by the Numbers and a coupe others.

Heroes:

Rodney Dangerfield, Del Close, John Candy

My Blog

Time for an update.....?

Well, it's about time I update my "blog". I'm so not a "blogger". I'm so sick of Myspace and I really don't even care if my page just disappeared. But it's here so what the hell. Life's been going ama...
Posted by Tommy Pantsdown Is No Longer The Internet. on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 08:50:00 PST

Summer 07

So, what will summer 07 bring? Every summer has a few notable moments that embed in your head forever. A few have happened for me already. My bike was featured in "How To Build A Pro-Street Bike", tha...
Posted by Tommy Pantsdown Is No Longer The Internet. on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 06:16:00 PST

My Christmas was better.....Still not the best.

As my days age and I start getting old I noticed how much Christmas has reversed. It went from being 7, waking up at 5am and tearing into any gift with the letter T on it.....Now I've noticed it's muc...
Posted by Tommy Pantsdown Is No Longer The Internet. on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 04:14:00 PST

The Easiest $50 evAr.

Here is how to make a quick $50. Make a Mario costume, throw a party and get fucking wasted. You will win the costume contest. You may also mistake it for a dance off and start dancing like you're th...
Posted by Tommy Pantsdown Is No Longer The Internet. on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 04:39:00 PST

Excuse me sir, is that a tennis ball in your ankle or are you just happy to see me?

Well, to keep up with my typical complaining banter, he's a complaint about my spained ankle. Yesterday I woke up, ran a few blocks or two, worked in the garage, went to play ball, then fucked my whol...
Posted by Tommy Pantsdown Is No Longer The Internet. on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 03:12:00 PST

Chachachachachanges.........

Well, it's been 39 days of my new life and I've almost 20lbs the right, healthy way. I'm running, working out daily and eatting perfect. Eatting the way humans should eat. Shit's going good, by years ...
Posted by Tommy Pantsdown Is No Longer The Internet. on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 07:09:00 PST

Urgent Update in Tommy's Life.....

This just in, Tommy Pantsdown has made some changes in his life. 1. No more drinking. That's it, I'm done. About a month ago I had a revelation that I should stop drinking after a terrible case...
Posted by Tommy Pantsdown Is No Longer The Internet. on Wed, 03 May 2006 08:20:00 PST

Ever stuck in a hallway for an hour?

I swear my life was made for comedy. Here's how I started off my day today. I arrived at work at 7am. I've came in one hour earlyeveryday this week. Everyone comes in at 8am IF you'relucky. I arrived ...
Posted by Tommy Pantsdown Is No Longer The Internet. on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 05:06:00 PST

Almost a full week of being back from vacation...

Almost a full week of being back from vacation and I'm not even down. I figured i'd just want to be back on vacation but lifes getting great. Illy's shit is going through the roof, promoing is going c...
Posted by Tommy Pantsdown Is No Longer The Internet. on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 04:37:00 PST

Going to Bike Week 06, Daytona Beach....

Fuckin A, I'm so out of Ohio for 14 days... Nothing but bikes,booze, white trash broads and tickets. 6 of us. 6 bikes, No plans but plenty to do. This is well needed. I've worked at my j...
Posted by Tommy Pantsdown Is No Longer The Internet. on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 03:28:00 PST