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Basics:
Name: Kevin
Date of Birth: June 6th
Birthplace: The L.C.
Current Location: Corvallis
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Auburn
Height: 5'9"
Heritage: A mix of German, Prussian, Irish, and English
Piercings: None
Tattoos: None
Favourite:
Band/Singer: I like a good mix
Song: a toss up between 'A Day in the Life' or 'Strawberry Fields Forever' both by the Beatles
Movie: I love too many movies
Disney Movie: The classics are just..... well classic. gee how profound was that?
TV show: I don't have a favorite one.
Color: Blue
Food: Chinese
Pizza topping: Just the classic pepperoni
Ice-Cream Flavor: Mint Chocolate Chip
Drink (alcoholic): hard a ......a classic margarita on the rocks; beer.......terminator stout
Soda: Coke
Store: Best Buy...... where every man can be a kid
Clothing Brand: Don't have any. I just buy what I like.
Shoe Brand: None really, but sketchers have been the longest lasting for me.
Season: Fall all the way!!!
Month: October/November. Its the Fall thing
Holiday/Festival: 4th of July
Flower: blue hydrangea
Make-Up Item: not for me
Board game: Monopoly
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Rainy. I am a true Oregonian
Chocolate or vanilla: a little of both
Fruit or veggie: Fruit..... the pineapple kicks ass
Night or day: Night
Sour or sweet: a mix of both
Love or money: I have to be financially fit, love is great too.
Phone or in person: in person.
Looks or personality: i have standards for looks, but personality goes a long way
Coffee or tea: a staple of my life.... coffee
Hot or cold: Cold, there's only so much clothes you can take off, but no limit on how much to put on.
Your:
Goal for this year: stuff
Most missed memory: if i knew it then it wouldn't be missed
Best physical feature: my left leg. how the hell should I know?!?!
First thought waking up: NO!!!!!
Hypothetical personality disorder: crazy, I'm not sure if that's the technical term though.
Preferred type of plastic surgery: yeah none.
Sesame street alter ego: COOKIES!!!!!
Fairytale alter ego: The Villian, mastermind, despot, and world conquerer!!!
Most stupid remark: I will never live this one down...... "so what are in those cheese fries?" ....... just dont ask.
Worst crime: nothing so far.
Greatest ambition: the same old ploy.......... WORLD DOMINATION!!!
Greatest fear: the unknown
Darkest secret: HA like i am gonna put that here HA HA!
Favorite subject: Geology
Strangest received gift: not sure.
Worst habit: cracking my knuckles
Do You:
Smoke: Nope
Drink: uh I think I kind of answered this earlier...... but yes
Curse: Abso-fuckin-lutely
Shower daily: uh yes
Like thunderstorms: They are so freakin' awesome
Dance in the rain: not really no
Sing: from time to time
Play an instrument: Yes I can play the saxophone
Get along with your parents: Yes
Wish on stars: No
Believe in fate: not really
Believe in love at first sight: no
Can You:
Drive: don't ask
Sew: nope
Cook: Yes I can. And well too.
Speak another language: no hablo espanol bien
Dance: I suck diddly uck
Sing: sure if you don't take tune and pitch into account
Touch your nose with your tongue: yep, its one of the keys to my world domination scheme.
Whistle: woo woo yes
Curl your tongue: yep, the other key to my world domination ambition. btw i'm joking about the world domination thing. its sarcasm now dontchya know
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: Yes indeed. I bring the entertainment when drunk
Been Stoned/High: Nope. Not my kind of thing.
Eaten Sushi: Yes. its alright,.
Been in Love: Nope
Skipped school: Oh how many times!!
Made prank calls: there might have been one.
Sent someone a love letter: nope
Stolen something: can't remember
Cried yourself to sleep: can't remember
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? Ignorance
Are you right or left handed? right handed
What is your bedtime? anytime i am absolutely tired
Name three things you can't live without: my computer, my music, my glasses..... i just can't see without them
What is the color of your room? white
Do you have any siblings? an older sister
Do you have any pets? a cat named Scruffy
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? no.
What is you middle name? starts with a B
What are you nicknames? jerkface, kev, kevy, Capt. Kevy "smart ass" frankenweenie bolin jolin the dysfunctional perverted bushwhacked volcanologist Serial Killer formally known as Salad Queen............. please don't ask, just go with it.
Are you for or against gay marriage? I don't see what the big deal is. What does it matter if two people of the same sex want to be married.
What are your thoughts ..ion? I'm for it. But you only have a certian period of time to make the choice.
Do you have a crush on anyone? nope
Are you afraid of the dark? only during the day. kidding people only kidding.
How do you want to die? KaBOOM!!!
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? i dunno
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? depends if they deserve to be saved by my ass.
What is the last law you�ve broken? i dunno jay-walking??
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: brunetts or dirty blondes.
Eye color: brown
Height my height or shorter
Weight in good shape.
Most important physical feature: eyes and smile
Biggest turn-off ignorance

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My Interests

My main interests are Volcanology and movies.

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Quotes

"There is no terror in a bang, only in the anticipation of it." - Alfred Hitchcock
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both." - Benjamin Franklin

"And on the pedestal these words appear: 'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!' Nothing beside remains." - Percy Bysshe Shelley

"There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance." - Ali ibn Abi-Talib

"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use." - Galileo Galilei

"If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst at once into the sky, that would be like the splendor of the Mighty One... I am become Death, the Shatterer of Worlds." - J. Robert Oppenheimer, quoting "The Bhagavad Gita"

“Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test his character, give him power.” - Abraham Lincoln

“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.” - Albert Einstein

Music:


Joel Plaskett Emergency, All-American Rejects, The Who, The Beatles, The White Stripes, Led Zeppelin, The Rolling Stones, and others

Movies:

I am a big time movie goer, but just to name a few... Star Wars - all 6, all James Bond movies, Little Miss Sunshine, State and Main, The Ref, Death to Smoochie, Galaxy Quest, Field of Dreams, The Bourne series. But that barely scratches the surface.

Television:

The Daily Show, Family Guy, Rescue Me, Boston Legal, Heroes, South Park, CSI, Grey's Anatomy, and a couple others.

Books:

Jaws, The Raven, Bram Stoker's Dracula, America the book, The Long Halloween, Thinner, Sin City, The Dark Tower, The Illustrated Man, and a few others.

My Blog

A Modern Man

A Modern Man         &nb sp;  By George Carlin                   --...
Posted by Kevin on Wed, 28 May 2008 03:41:00 PST

The Buffalo Thoery

The Buffalo Theory from the TV show Cheers   "Well you see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest a...
Posted by Kevin on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 01:38:00 PST

The Sleeping Scotsman

The Sleeping Scotsman Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fairAnd one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his shareHe fumbled round until he could no longer ke...
Posted by Kevin on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 01:28:00 PST