The Shit Me and my Brother Talk About on the Phone |
These are excerpts from an actual phone conversation between me and my brother.====================================================
=====Me: I ain't even gonna lie, Keri Hilson sexy as shitTerrell: Yea...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Nov 2008 00:55:00 GMT |
Myspace. . . *sigh* part 3 |
1. Yo, I'm sick of motherfuckers putting some obscure ass name and then putting (insider) or (inside joke). No one gives a fuck about any of your inside jokes except you and your friends. Your inside ...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Oct 2008 23:53:00 GMT |
More Shit I Hate |
I hate when fat chicks wear tight ass shirts with their stomach hanging out the bottom. I do love when people love themselves, but it's another thing to try to force your love for yourself on others. ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 18:52:00 GMT |
Shit I Hate. Again. |
NERD antonym: COOLI'm becoming infuriated with this "cool nerd" shit. For real. Like, three years ago, I finally realize I'm a fucking nerd. I came out of the "nerd closet" if you will. I ...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 19:44:00 GMT |
50 Ways to Know that you a Poser |
How to know if your friend, your enemy, or yourself is posing hard.
1. You're not signed to Star Trak or even know Pharrell, but you throw up the star trak sign. ( I used to be guilty of this assery)
...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:58:00 GMT |
Shit I Hate vol. 4 (Fashion edition) |
Nigga, I'm on a roll! Now, God forbid many of you wear the shit I complain about, but I pull no punches. . . because I'm Eric.
LEG WARMER? I BARELY KNOW HER!
Yo, b, wassup with the fucking leg warmers...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 17:03:00 GMT |
Shit I Hate vol. 3 (Bus edition) |
OLD DIRTY BASTARDS!!!
I hate those dudes that get on the bus and look like they fucking rolled around in a construction site, with paint stains and dirt all over there clothes. Okay, maybe you are wor...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 19:46:00 GMT |
Shit I Hate vol. 2 (Baltimore Edition) |
I'm baaaaaack. . .and shit. More crap I hate. You might laugh. whatever.
NIGGAS DON'T DANCE, THEY JUST PULL UP THEY PANTS. . .AND LOOK FUCKING STUPID
I hate when I be in the club or at a party, a...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 21:01:00 GMT |
Myspace. . .(sigh) part 2 |
1. "This profile is set to private." - What the fuck are you hiding? Why do you have your myspace on private? Really, you add people you don't know anyway, so whats the point? ...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 17:43:00 GMT |
What do women want? Everything. |
Okay, how should I start? I don't hate females or feel that I'm better than them on some sexist shit or nothing, its just some shit I had to get off my chest.
1. Girls are barely truly happy
Bec...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 22:47:00 GMT |
