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°WESLEY°

May I be cheeky and lay on your bed?

About Me

Turns out the "jackalope" is merely a taxidermist's trick, which explains why the one you managed to catch tasted so goddamn bad.

My Interests

I like to be entertained. I need to be kept busy, I seem to get myself into trouble when bored. Lasers, Tazers, reading trade magazines, Phazers, sitting outside the Old Miami or the Garden Bowl in the summertime. Plotting ways to destroy the wintertime and its evil henchmen Snow and Cold.

I'd like to meet:

MY NECK, MY BACK...

Music:

Where to start...Alkaline Trio--- Slayer--- Bright Eyes--- Cursive--- The Good Life--- Descendents--- Dead Kennedys--- Pennywise--- Lagwagon--- Depeche Mode--- Lagwagon--- Kool Keith--- Wu-Tang--- Aesop Rock--- Psychedelic Furs--- Stiff Little Fingers--- Swingin' Utters--- Fugazi--- Run-DMC--- Dead Milkmen--- Elliot Smith--- Hot Snakes--- RFTC--- Lou Reed--- Sunny Day Real Estate--- Revolting Cocks--- Stevie Wonder--- The Shins--- Modest Mouse--- The Dwarves--- The Whiskey Diaries--- Air Supply--- Jesus Lizard--- The Lemonheads--- The Jam--- Moldy Peaches--- Death Cab for Cutie--- Nirvana--- Megadeth--- Peaches--- Liz Phair--- Rilo Kiley--- Idlewild--- Dramarama--- Motley Crue--- Jawbreaker--- Faith No More--- Jawbox--- Dropkick Murphys--- The Damned--- Afghan Whigs--- The Cure--- Neil Young--- Built to Spill--- Murder City Devils--- Sloppy Seconds--- Johnny Cash--- Hey Mercedes--- Sonic Youth--- Get Up Kids--- The Dismemberment Plan--- Weakerthans--- Slick Rick--- Shellac--- Ramones--- Brainiac--- Social D--- Ramones--- Hot Water Music--- Ministry--- June of 44--- anythinig that Layne Stayley put his golden hands on--- Ween--- Lurker of Chalice!!!

Movies:

Gremlins

Television:

The typical dork shows...CSI, X-Files, Family Guy, Simpsons, and lots of The History Channel (Modern Marvels!), PBS, and Discovery, The Surreal Life (1st season ala Vince Neil, Webster, and MC Hammer), ATHF, Anything on the French Canadian channel even though I can't understand a word of it

Books:

are for defacing with dirty limericks and storing pictures of naked elves

Heroes:

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My Blog

good things

http://weswildside.ytmnd.com/
Posted by °WESLEY° on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 10:07:00 PST

more awesomeness

http://crispingloverdance.ytmnd.com/ the best part of friday the 13th part 4 turn it up!!!!
Posted by °WESLEY° on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 08:58:00 PST

Sunshine

Okay. I kind of feel bad about this, but I hate someone. Its somebody that works with me. The thing is, she is nothing but polite and nice. Thats the problem. She is ALWAYS polite and nice. Even when ...
Posted by °WESLEY° on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 08:13:00 PST

Hell Awaits

1. How tall are you? 6'4"---so there! 2. Have you ever smoked heroin?I seem to remember trying to smoke demerol.  as for heroin, no smoking. 3. Do you own a gun?I want to! 4. Rehab?Once, nice peo...
Posted by °WESLEY° on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 11:01:00 PST

Powers

so a friend of mine just found out my last name..its Powers.  So i started brainstorming names for if I were to ever have a child.  Here is what I have...    Rod PowersMagic Powers...
Posted by °WESLEY° on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 11:49:00 PST

A lot

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.  He concludes by saying, "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff s...
Posted by °WESLEY° on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 10:52:00 PST

The way is is

Why can bomb a country halfway around the world in a matter of hours, but we can't drop food and water for our own citizens in need?  Because they are poor and or black.  White people 'take ...
Posted by °WESLEY° on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 06:54:00 PST

1 hour to go...

1)Using your current initials, choose a different name for yourself:Wise Winston Poopsmith2) If you were born outside of your era, when would you want to be born?In the 50's.  That way I would ha...
Posted by °WESLEY° on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 11:51:00 PST