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Twenty-eight, mother of two, engaged to be married, stuck in country town minus even a (egad!) Starbucks. Writer of dark fiction, melancholy poetry, wannabe vocalist, moonlighting as Martha Stewart.
Your typical prototype.
I am average in every possible way.
You Are An ESFP
The Performer
You are a natural performer and happiest when you're entertaining others.
A great friend, you are generous, fun-loving and optimistic.
You love to laugh - and you like almost all people equally.
You accept life as it is, and you do your best to make each day fantastic.
In love, you are a smooth talker and incorrigible flirt.
While you get into relationships easily, you don't tend to stick around when times get tough.
At work, you do well in groups. You keep everyone laughing through difficult tasks.
You would make a good actor, designer, or counselor.
How you see yourself: Capable, fair, and efficient
When other people don't get you, they see you as: Incompetent, stubborn, and silly What's Your Personality Type?
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Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"Look ma! No hands!" What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?
Help.

You are Strength

Courage, strength, fortitude. Power not arrested in the act of judgement, but passing on to further action, sometimes obstinacy.

This is a card of courage and energy. It represents both the Lion's hot, roaring energy, and the Maiden's steadfast will. The innocent Maiden is unafraid, undaunted, and indomitable. In some cards she opens the lion's mouth, in others she shuts it. Either way, she proves that inner strength is more powerful than raw physical strength. That forces can be controlled and used to score a victory is very close to the message of the Chariot, which might be why, in some decks, it is Justice that is card 8 instead of Strength. With strength you can control not only the situation, but yourself. It is a card about anger and impulse management, about creative answers, leadership and maintaining one's personal honor. It can also stand for a steadfast friend.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.


You scored as Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder. Congratulations! You are obsessive-compulsive! You know nothing curbs images of mutilating your mother like a good counting/checking/washing ritual... wait, DID you forget to turn off the stove???

Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder


92%

Unipolar Depression


67%

Schizophrenia


33%

Antisocial Personality Disorder


25%

Borderline Personality Disorder


25%

Eating Disorders


0%
Which mental disorder do you have?
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You scored as Old-school Goth, You are an old-school goth. Forget Tina and Rogue, your idols are still Siouxsie and Peter and Fat Bob, and black lipstick and white powder is still the way to go. Click on my name to take my other tests if you liked this one.

Old-school Goth


83%

Romantic Goth


63%

Ethereal Goth


58%

Death Rocker


58%

Industrial/Rivet-Head


46%

Perky Goff


46%

Anything-Goes Goth


46%

Fantasy Goth


42%

Understanding Outsider


33%

Cyber-goth


25%

Confused Outsider


21%
What subcategory of Goth best fits you?
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You scored as Albert Camus. You are Albert Camus, so you are one sweet absurdist. He built largely upon the framework of existentialists before him, but introduced the concept that life is absurd, but that we should continue living anyway. You have strong liberal leanings, although you annoy the Communists. You are susceptible to driving fast, and possibly crashing into a tree.

Albert Camus


71%

Martin Heidegger


68%

Jean-Paul Sartre


57%

Friedrich Nietzsche


54%

Soren Kierkegaard


29%

Not An Existentialist


25%
Which Existentialist Philosopher Are You?
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You scored as Pinhead, You are Pinhead. You come straight from hell. Your curiosity has caused you to make some mistakes in life. But you are now more powerful than you have ever been. You enjoy pain just as much as you enjoy pleasure. Unlike most killers, you like to make sure your victims suffer for all eternity.

Pinhead


100%

Jigsaw


70%

Hannibal Lecter


60%

Michael Myers


35%

Candyman


35%

Freddy Krueger


35%

Buffalo Bill


35%

Jason Voorhees


35%

Leatherface


30%

Captain Spaulding


5%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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You scored as Betty Page,

Betty Page


81%

Mae West


75%

Audrey Hepburn


69%

Betty Grable


69%

Mariyln Monroe


38%

Jayne Mansfield


25%
Which 1950's PIN-UP Girl are you??
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Your True Love Is an Aquarius
Why you'll love an Aquarius:
Independent yet devoted, you'll appreciate the unique approach to love Aquarius takes.
You both see love as a bit of a game, and Aquarius will challenge you until you're completely hooked.
Why an Aquarius will love you:
You're secure enough to give Aquarius tons of space - even if it means separate interests and friends.
You have the brains to keep Aquarius engaged and curious. And the passion to change the world together! What Sign Is Your True Love?
Using your mind
Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mind. Sex is mostly in your mind and to your partners delight you have mastered the arts of seduction and atmosphere.
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My Blog

Mother's Sacrifice

Rest your head in the musky hollow of my thigh.I will stroke your hair.We will be silent.Your treason is self-mutilation and genocide,but my tears will wash away surface stains.They are acid. Your cri...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 11:32:00 GMT

This Forest

This forest was raising the dead.Once brave infant seeds planted by granite men. Roots plunged through abundant soilclutching visions.Saplings sprung unfettered,hands stretching through an infinite s...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 12:11:00 GMT

Family Portrait

Another marker plowed under by time, this time with nary a yodel close. It was your promise that hammered it here to begin with, yet its mourning was untouched by your maternal shroud. For the dem...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 12:09:00 GMT

Solo

it's a secret thing, seestrumming this specific instrumentha hee hum ha heefluttering soliloquya fret, fingers pressed againstit's a secret thing, seelone composer, this is mebass clef, resolute asce...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 12:08:00 GMT

The Living God

Hush, my martyr.Where is the boy who hides insidethis troubled man? Who insists on growing a soultoo large for his human vessel? Come down from your hilltop.Climb into the valley with me.We will lay d...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 12:07:00 GMT

epoch

and it's kinda like that time you drove up on my lawn,crushing the tulips and daisiesmouthing words to me that captured some insignificant essence which at the time held some meaningthat escapes me ...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 12:06:00 GMT

Terrorism: Bagdhad

An apocalyptic fantasia,bursting flowers ignite.It's begun.Amid a masquerade of hysterical laughterand yellow press patriotismwe watch,hands steady and dampwith the condensationof our Barley and Hops,...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 12:04:00 GMT

Remains

Little shadow, my hand falls through yousince those Bazooka-Joe daysfrom which my skin still puckerswith the scar of your tenacious invasion of my oubliette.Even still, it's pulling a rabbit from a ha...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 11:47:00 GMT

On the Carousel

These are words minus the tethers of letters, the indignity of speech. There is a sun winking snowflake beams of light through the obsidian edges of the leaves. That's where I see your face...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Feb 2005 07:21:00 GMT