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Tony Danza's Stunt Double

it's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain

About Me

I rock like a hurricane, one of those destructive ones that kills people * When i grow up i want to be a ninja or a land-shark.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

steven hawkins- i'd tell that bastard his black hole theories are whack, then i'd push over his wheel chair and laugh at him trying to type for help. and i would also like to meet someone who has quadrupal amputee porn. i think it would be hilarious to watch two human stumps fucking.

Movies:

When Worlds Collide, Fight Club, Team America, anything with those adorable Olsen Twins, Brain Candy, Caddyshack, those awful Police Academy movies, Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, Happiness (thanks chels), Desparate Living, Polyester, Hairspray, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Boob, Number Two, A Day Without a Mexican, Anything from Fat Kid Productions, Pornos, Back to School

Television:

Seriously? The Simpsons and The A-Team

Books:

College text books cause they put me to sleep, and tuck me in!

Heroes:

Jared Christensen

My Blog

the flying gambini's strike again

to whom it may concern,i have somehow managed to get through college and will be graduating december 8th. if you feel like celebrating with me feel free to show up. or you can just send me money.end...
Posted by Tony Danza's Stunt Double on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 02:27:00 PST

88 simple rules for dating me

so i just have some simple questions that i don't feel like researching for myself.1) honestly, how the hell do birds have sex. has anyone out there ever seen themfornicating. i remember when i was ...
Posted by Tony Danza's Stunt Double on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 11:48:00 PST

the doorbell doesn't work so fool you gotta knock hard

here's a quick one for you all.so the other day i'm sitting in my advertising class and we were fortunate enough to have a guest speaker to tell us about the wonderful world of advertising. however, ...
Posted by Tony Danza's Stunt Double on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 08:36:00 PST

i think somebody lost their job for this

i was just thinking about it and i've decided that "Coyote Ugly" is the worst movie i've ever seen in my life. i've only seen it once and that was in the theater. i'm pretty sure that the girl i was...
Posted by Tony Danza's Stunt Double on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 07:06:00 PST

and the australians are all like, "WTF mate".

so i'm sitting in my class the other day, History of Documentary Films to be precise, and we're talking about the effects of WWII and the Cold War on film production. anyway, some kid starts talking ...
Posted by Tony Danza's Stunt Double on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 10:03:00 PST

Porn-now in smellovision

So here i am, it's late, and i'm trying to come up with a proposition explaining the links for Dahrendorf's empirical categories. How can one come up with a link between the growing awarness of oppos...
Posted by Tony Danza's Stunt Double on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 11:40:00 PST

Christians voting for Muslims, what a world.

so recently people have been asking me what the hell i've been up to. well, i can sum it up in one word- power marketing. i used to weigh 500lbs., smoke hash all day and i'd do the dishes in my ba...
Posted by Tony Danza's Stunt Double on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 03:55:00 PST

What can't you do with Nair body-hair remover?

so tonight i go to buy some smokes, nothing out of the ordinary i guess.  but as i'm leaving the local stop n' rob and trying to pullout onto the street some strat jackass blows through a red lig...
Posted by Tony Danza's Stunt Double on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 09:58:00 PST

you used to be pretty, now you're pretty fucked up

i would tell everyone about my trip to deadwood but it's already been done and probably better than i could ever do.  lets just say i got us lost and met Playgirls man of the year 1976, two thing...
Posted by Tony Danza's Stunt Double on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 11:00:00 PST

Transvestites versus the Suicide Girls

i'll make this one brief.  within the past couple of days i went to go see a tranny show in Laramie, which as you all know they usually don't allow that shit in their backyard, and oddly enough i...
Posted by Tony Danza's Stunt Double on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 09:19:00 PST