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pickle smoocher

the peanut is the penny of snack foods.

About Me

i had a box of powdered donuts. i ate them over a period of five days. on the fifth day, the last two donuts were stale and it made me sad. because what is worse than a stale powdered donut?


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My Interests

apples, aprons, aqua teen hunger force, art, baby clothes, baby pigmy goats, baking, batman, being read to, being stubborn, belt buckles, birds, black and white photography, books, boots, bread, bubble baths, buffy, cadbury mini eggs, cameras, candles, candy dishes, caramel, carpet, cats, chai, cheese, clay, clocks, coffee, coloring books, comic books, converse, crayons, crying, depression glass, disney, dogs, dogs on roofs, donuts, dreams, duct tape, embrodered pillow cases, feathered boas, fiestaware, fingernail polish, friends, gardening, ghost rider, gift bags, giggling, gilmore girls, glass, glitter, gone with the wind, guiness, hair dying, honey nut cheerios, house hunting, humming, independent films, indie films, janeane garofalo, jelly beans, joss whedon, kevin smith, kites, laughing, light fixtures, long talks, mcfarlane monsters, michael moore, milk, milk duds, mini pizzas, moonlight, movies, music, nightmare before christmas, old houses, orgasams, oversized furniture, painting, paisly, photos, picture frames, pin wheels, polka dots, potted plants, pottery, pranks, purdy dresses, quentin tarantino, quilting, rain storms, rats, reeses pieces, ringing phones, sarcasm, screaming, sealab 2021, sewing, shiny stuff, shoe laces, shoes, silent hill, silly boys, sleeping, sleeping bags, smiling, socks, spaceghost, sparklers, spring breezes, squirrls, star wars, story books, stripes, sunglasses, sunshine, sushi, talking in movie theatres, the simpsons, the storyteller, the tick, tiger lillies, toys, tulips, undies, universal monsters, walking in the rain, walks, whispering, window shopping, wood bowls, worms, yoga, zombies.

I'd like to meet:

people who are fun.

and people who would kill their grandmother if she were a zombie.

Music:

my collection ranges from beethoven to slayer. i listen to anything. at least once. and at least for a minimum of three songs before i make a decision.

Movies:

9 to 5, 13 going on 30, the 13th warrior, adventures in babysitting, the adventures of buckaroo banzai across the eighth dimension, almost famous, american beauty, anchorman: the legend of ron burgundy, angel, apocalypse now, astro zombies, barton fink, best in show, the best little whorehouse in texas, big fish, the birdcage, blade runner, the bourne identity, bridget jones's diary, bring it on, brotherhood of the wolf, bubba ho-tep, a bucket of blood, cape fear (the original), castle in the sky, charlie's angels, chicken run, cinderella, clash of the titans, clerks, corpse bride, crossroads, crouching tiger hidden dragon, the crow, cry baby, the dark crystal, death race 2000, the devil's advocate, the devil's rejects, dodgeball: a true underdog story, dogma, drop dead gorgeous, ed wood, the elephant man, elvira: mistress of the dark, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, fantasia, fiddler on the roof, the fifth element, fight club, flash gordon, the fog (original), four rooms, ghost world, gone with the wind, the goonies, hairspray, house of 1000 corpses, blood of dracula, howl's moving castle, jacob's ladder, jaws, jersey girl, kill bill vol. 1 and 2, king kong, kung fu hustle, labrynth, legally blonde, legends of the fall, leon, life aquatic with steve zissou, little shop of horrors, lotr trilogy, lost in translation, the manchrian candidate (original), mars attacks!, the matrix trilogy, microcosmos, mirrormask, mommie dearest, monty python and the holy grail, moulin rouge, the muppet movie, my neighbor totoro, nausicaa of the valley of the wind, north by northwest, the phantom of the opera, the phantom of the paradise, pitch black, pleasantville, poltergeist, pom poko, pootie tang, the princess diaries, princess mononoke, pulp fiction, the rocky horror picture show, the royal tenenbaums, run ronnie run, saw, scotland pa, scratch, seabiscuit, secondhand lions, se7en, shaun of the dead, silence of the lambs, sleping beauty, singin' in the rain, snatch, spirited away, steel magnolias, the stuff, to wong fu thanks for everything julie newmar, toy story, wallace and gromit curse of the warerabbit, whispers of the heart, the wizard of oz, x-men

Television:

buffy the vampire slayer, wonderfalls, aqua teen hunger force, space ghost, viva la bam, jackass, the simpsons, futurama, south park, the adventures of rocky and bullwinkle, pee-wee's playhouse, the muppet show, king of the hill, arrested development, burns and allen, batman the animated series

Books:

earth's children series, gone with the wind, the girl's guide to hunting and fishing, not without my daughter, to kill a mockingbird, a farewell to arms,

Heroes:

like super heros?or plain clothes heros?

My Blog

my head hurts

and it's my own fault.  i'm all sleepy and tired from being out all night at our going away party.  thank you to laurs for throwing it for us.  she told me after we got there late that...
Posted by pickle smoocher on Fri, 02 May 2008 01:31:00 PST

abandoning the great white north

So we're running back to the black hole that is oklahoma.  finally.  it's been tossed back and forth for about a year now and it's happening.  anyway, we're heading that way on the 6th...
Posted by pickle smoocher on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 06:56:00 PST

i always forget about the frikin’ subject lines

my fingers are cold because we're too silly to buy fuel oil right now.  mainly because it's so freakin' expensive.  i hate being poor. jim and i are taking an impromptu vaycay to the m.w.c. ...
Posted by pickle smoocher on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 03:39:00 PST

boo

i recently recieved a promotion at work.   i'm strangely attracted to kurt russell right now.  maybe it's because i have a sexy picture of him sitting on my bed.   also, i've been quite...
Posted by pickle smoocher on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 05:41:00 PST

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Lawmaker Sues God for Terror Threats By NATE JENKINS, AP Posted: 2007-09-18 22:50:09 Filed Under: Law News, Politics News LINCOLN, Neb. (Sept. 17) - The defendant in a state senator's lawsuit is ac...
Posted by pickle smoocher on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 08:24:00 PST

i totally stole this from fancy nancy b.

105 Facts About You1. HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN A ENGAGEMENT RING?yes.  although it was a $12 ring because i couldn't find anything else to go with the one i originally picked out.  so my origina...
Posted by pickle smoocher on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 08:22:00 PST

i totally need to see this!

..> Visit www.BILLYvsSTEVE.com to view the trailer, get downloads, send eCards, talk about the film in our forum, get a list of local playdates and more! The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters i...
Posted by pickle smoocher on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 11:26:00 PST

i just want your extra time and your.....

Woman Arrested for Kissing $2.7 Million Dollar Painting Posted Jul 25th 2007 7:02PM by Rigel GreggFiled under: Art Normally a kiss as a sign of affection is a good thing, but when it happens in an art...
Posted by pickle smoocher on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 09:01:00 PST

i hate required subject lines!

jim bought me warioware twisted last night for me to play as i'm recovering from some strange stomach flu.  gram thinks i got the flu on the river but i think it's just something i caught at work...
Posted by pickle smoocher on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 03:36:00 PST

do you belive?

Truck Takes Man in Wheelchair on Wild Ride AP PAW PAW, Mich. (June 8) - A 21-year-old man got the ride of a lifetime when his electric wheelchair  became lodged in the grille of a semitrailer a...
Posted by pickle smoocher on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 08:25:00 PST