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Dani

About Me

I’m Dani… I'd try and explain my self but i'll just contradict myself. Here are a few things I do know: I am crazy. I ALWAYS laugh at my own jokes. I am nothing like you will ever know. I'm that person who always knows something about everything and nothing. I argue - a lot. I'm not a bitch, I'm just blunt. I'm always in trouble. I always break myself long before anyone else can. I'm highly opinionated, but I’d never judge someone on that basis...you will never know some one well enough to be in a position to do so. This doesn't mean however that i'll enjoy being in your company, infact i probably won't.

My Blog

I don't know what it is. emma said. lol.

List your top 3:1. Emma2. Stevo3.  Clarky1. Are you older than number 1?yesh2. Are you younger than number 2?nein Are u born in the same month as no 3?neinHow did you meet number 2?school4. If yo...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 00:04:00 GMT

Emo Whales

Quite recently it has come to my attention that whales are emoIm not one to disagree with this statement. If you think about it, its quite obvious. So we come up with all these theories of why it is t...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 22:16:00 GMT

ANTS = DEATH

I do not understand why more people are not scared of ants. Seriously people they are going to rebel and take over the world! They will crawl into all the tiny crevases in out bodies and lay eggs and ...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 01:50:00 GMT

Mr. b. Bug

Dear Mr. B. Bug sitting up my hallway I am going to have to ask you in my most kind but firm tone of voice that I would like you to leave my property because I am afraid to say, I am indeed scared of ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 01:51:00 GMT