Is it any wonder I hate driving? |
I got rearended on Emerson Avenue tonite by some dumb cunt that had gotten in the wrong lane twice within the last half mile. I watched her in my rear view mirror as I pulled up to the stoplight, alre...
Posted by Jasmine on Mon, 05 May 2008 06:14:00 PST |
My body if fucking crashing... |
crash | crash | crash | boom
this is what i get for staying up and texting til 4 am. i feel as though i will certainly be dead by dawn. enjoy these song lyrics which humorously depict the movie&n...
Posted by Jasmine on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 09:54:00 PST |
Things I would do differently... |
I would kiss my piano teacher, even if he laughed at me.
I would jump with Mary on the bed, even if I made a fool of myself.
I would send out ugly photographs, thousands of them. ...
Posted by Jasmine on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:05:00 PST |
Simplified/Extended Questions |
Instead of answering oodles of short, meaningless survey questions, I’m going to condense the survey into a few questions and answer them at length, or with stories. Here goes. 1. You &...
Posted by Jasmine on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 11:00:00 PST |
25 pages of Perez Hilton later... |
I have got to get a life. I must find something more productive to do whilst whittling the nights away at the radio station.
I'm thinking of writing a screenplay and becoming the next Diablo Cody suc...
Posted by Jasmine on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 01:18:00 PST |
Well shit... |
It's 5:15 in the morning and I didn't take a damn nap like I said I would.
Instead I incessently flipped through perezhilton pages, follwing link and link, wikipediaing fact after fact, drowning in a...
Posted by Jasmine on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 02:18:00 PST |
Also, a suggestion |
I suggest that everyone subscribe to Demetri Martin's blog. They are without fail, both lighthearted and comical and always bring a smile to my face. Often, they are even accompanied by little interne...
Posted by Jasmine on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 01:04:00 PST |
Who got super bored on this morning? |
I did.What was the highlight of your week?Bedtime serenadesWho's car were you in last?MineWhen is the next time you will kiss someone?Tonite perhapsWhat color shirt are you wearing?White and redHow lo...
Posted by Jasmine on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 12:13:00 PST |
My right eye, my pet snake, and my zipper |
I am 8% certain that my right eye will have fallen out by morning. I'm not sure whether to attribute this to my poor contact habits, or to repeatedly getting elbowed in it at the Saves the Day concert...
Posted by Jasmine on Tue, 01 May 2007 10:21:00 PST |
Talk about insomnia |
I've been lying awake for over two hours so I decided to give up. I would just watch infomercials to put myself to sleep but someones asleep on the couch. Hello Sunday.
Posted by Jasmine on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 02:59:00 PST |
