retarded |
How retarded am I that I still look at my expanding abdomen and think "Oh my god there is something alive in there!"?
Posted by on Sat, 20 Dec 2008 19:00:00 GMT |
A recipe for Holiday Cheer |
Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies 1 cup of water1 tsp baking soda1 cup of sugar1 tsp salt1 cup or brown sugar4 large eggs1 cup nuts2 cups of dried fruit1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila Sample the Cuervo to ...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Dec 2008 10:18:00 GMT |
"Please don’t snort anymore alcohol up your nose" |
Last night was the Holiday Pub Crawl. Muy fun, even on crutches and sans alcohol on my part. Started out at Hennessey's (don't care if it is spelled right) with food and free booze. ...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Dec 2008 11:48:00 GMT |
Gimpy Preggo Chick/I want to feel you from the inside |
Most of you know this but for the few who don't (ok most probably don't care lol but I'm telling you anyway!) Went for PT. I now have nifty crutches I am to use when going any great distan...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Nov 2008 18:08:00 GMT |
Reindeer Rim Job |
paraphilia Sexual deviancy Psychiatry A mental disorder characterized by '&recurrent, intense sexually arousing fantasies, sexual urges, or behaviors generally involving, 1. nonhuman objects; 2. suffe...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Nov 2008 10:35:00 GMT |
babies and boobies |
The last few days:
Tuesday had my ultrasound, child was uncooperative and showed nothing. The doc is saying that going on lack of visualization of male genetalia he is leaning toward girl....&nb...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Nov 2008 19:47:00 GMT |
Guesses.... |
So in one week, assuming said child is cooperative, I shall find out if my future offspring shall pee standing or sitting.
Any guesses?
Posted by on Tue, 11 Nov 2008 19:11:00 GMT |
House |
As many of you know there are basically two shows I watch on occasion: SVU and House. The last house I watched annoyed me because I see things like that happen ALL THE FUCKING TIME. F...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Oct 2008 20:48:00 GMT |
update. |
So if you are reading this chances are you already know that yes indeedy do I am with child. Had my first pre-natal today and it appears that all is well and good. The baby is measuring sm...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 19:04:00 GMT |
My thanks to the head of marketing at Huggies |
So I never pay attention much to commercials. Well unless the hub is watching sports then I kindly remind him that the content of some are not suitable for children under the age of 18.&nbs...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 18:17:00 GMT |
