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..:SALMON DS:.. F.S.F.G

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About Me

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My Interests

Playing guitar, playing bass and drums, drinking, looking at colours, making people look weirdly at me cause of something i did, making up stories with me main man DickNut! calling up people and then quickly hanging up before they answer, and then giggling to myself for about and hour like a little school girl who is talkin about 'Boys', playing playstation, days off when i can sleep in, sleep, the number 17 and other things too but i dont remember because i was droped on my head as a baby... bunny 7 fish nail crop dusting

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I'd like to meet:

FRENZAL RHOMB!!! NoFX!!! The the blokes from CKY the band and the movies, Jack Black and The Blood Brothers and anyone willing to meet me : [email protected]

Music:

Edguy - Cutting Crew - Dropkick Murphys - I Killed The Prom Queen - Crouch Duster - Parkway Drive - Darkness Bleeds - One Dead Dream - Pirate Pirate - Slipkont - The Blood Brothers - System Of A Down - From Autumn To Ashes - AFI - Pantera - Foo Fighters - Blue Monday - Rufio - The Used - Shadows Fall - The Vines - Thursday - Tool - Poison The Well - Youth Attack - NOFX - Frenzal Rhomb - Sex Pistols - CKY - 36 Crazy Fists - Carpathian - HIM - High 5 - Led Zepplin - The Vandals - Static X - The Hunt For Ida Wave - Tenacious D - More to Pride - Funeral For A Friend - Bob Marley - David Bowie - Kids Like Us - Go it Alone - Neil Diamond - Journey - The Warriors - Hatebreed - Pennywise - Mortal Treason - Betrayed - Guns and Roses - ACDC - The Faceless - Misfits - Rise Against - The Wiggles - Bury Your Dead - The Offspring - KMF - It Dies Today - As We Fight - Comeback Kid - The Getaway Plan - Thrice - Incubus - The Locust - Soilwork - Thrice - Throwdown - As I Lay Dying - Killswitch Engage - wecamewithbrokenteeth - Evergreen Terrace - Korn - Himsa - Midnight Oil - Norma Jean - Shot Point Blank - Bleeding Through - Dead Letter Circus - The Cure -

Movies:

Orange County, Ace Ventura, pretty much any film Jack Black is in, the Cky videos, the steveo videos, Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison and Batman Begins and you know where else it could go so u fill in the blanks for me

Television:

Who's Line Is It Anyway, That 70's Show, Family Guy, Flight of The Conchords, Robot Chicken, HOUSE , pretty much any cartoon can poke a stick at, The News (pfft yeah sure), Deal or NO Deal, The Price is Right (that larry he cracks me up)

Books:

dont really read them, i use them more to start fires when im having people over and need to start a fire. you know bit of paper bit of wood its all good in the end

Heroes:

Bill Hicks, Will Farrell, Dane Cook, Jack Black, Jim Carey, Mat Bruso, Winston McCall, Chuck Norris

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Application for a Girlfriend/Boyfriend

Gf/Bf applications*Basic Info*1. What's your full name:2. Gender:3. Age:4. Birthday:5. Location:6. Hair Color:7. Eye Color:8. Height:9. AIM/AOL Screen Name:10. Do you smoke:11. Do you drink:12. Nation...
Posted by ..:SALMON DS:.. F.S.F.G on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 12:10:00 PST

for those who are bored, this ones for you...

THIS IS FOR ALL OF YOU WHO ARE BORED!!! rap rap rap rap! rap rap A rapture listen to the sound of my hoves! little cat wheres is my hat u dirty cow! last time u checked was last week huh? and ho...
Posted by ..:SALMON DS:.. F.S.F.G on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 04:37:00 PST

----- The Day Me And Shane Got Chips -----

This is my first blog so lets all be nice to the little citty ok? It's a bit long but worth it. This is a true story...   THE DAY ME AND SHANE GOT CHIPS.  One night i was at home awaiting fo...
Posted by ..:SALMON DS:.. F.S.F.G on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST