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B R I A N

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About Me

There's nothing like a good Hotel Fire. Let it burn...

Anyhoo, with that said, I'm Awesome, Kind, Courteous, Generous and generally a delightful & very pleasant person to be around...REALLY! I currently work and reside in NYC and have worked in the music industry in various departments: A&R, PR and Media Relations, Video Promotions, Street Team Coordination, and Direct Sales at Earache Records, Nuclear Blast Records, Now Or Never Records, and Eclipse Records. I've also toured with IMMOLATION, VADER, GRAVE, THE BERZERKER, GOATWHORE, CREMATORIUM and ORIGIN. When I'm not busy downloading internet porn I play drums in a band called El-Ahrairah (El'il'Rare'eh). I'm also partial to small dogs and enjoy consuming large amounts of candy, baked goods, and pizza. In closing, I'm always down with and enjoy meeting new people, both online and in real-life social situations (bars, parties, bake sales, wakes, swap meets, bingo night, construction sites, super markets and chocolate factories). Stay swell.

Check Out My Band EL-AHRAIRAH (El'il'Rare'Ah)<?font>

EXECUTION.STYLE
....Sounding similar to a sloppy cock slappin' against your ear

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN!

El-Ahrairah's "A Momentary Sense of the Immediate World" ep can be heard HERE

Click Here to hear me play drums in Cardiovascular Sub-Hypothermia

STEP ONE:
Give Up

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The Greatest Pizza Ever...The Ultimate Breakdown...Motivational Speakers that offer their services at discounted rates...A gal that will make me swoon...


Inanimate.Object.Making.Sex.Represent

Fun Fire 666 Joy Happy Swell Smile

My Blog

SEE MY BAND PLAY TONIGHT OCT. 5th


Posted by on Sun, 04 Oct 2009 23:40:00 GMT

UPDATE + Come see my band play October 5th

So, y'all remember that I play the drums and have like a band. Anyway we've changed the name of the band from Elahrairah (No one could ever pronounce it) to "FLOURISHING". Also, the ep we recorded bac...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Sep 2009 21:24:00 GMT

Twitter/Facebook

Me = http://twitter.com/hotelfirehttp://www.facebook.com/hotelfir e
Posted by on Thu, 13 Aug 2009 11:35:00 GMT

Attn: FLORIDA

I'll be down there (32034) from Friday August 7th thru Monday August 17th. FYI
Posted by on Tue, 07 Jul 2009 17:56:00 GMT

R.I.P. Sal

Since moving to the Upper Westside almost 3 years ago, I've eaten at least 4 slices (minimum) a week from Sal and Carmine's. Many times I would order 6 slices and Sal would convince me into buying the...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jun 2009 00:08:00 GMT

I really wanna move to LA now...

I adore her sunny cloud-free upbeat personality. Marriage material yo. Shit brings a rise from 6 to Midnight. Take a gander...
Posted by on Fri, 29 May 2009 22:44:00 GMT

Thursday

Thursday = Giving my coworkers the finger. The middle finger was the one injured during yesterdays mishap and sometimes people deserve a "Fuck You" for being curious (kidding...kinda). I ran into Ross...
Posted by on Thu, 28 May 2009 19:18:00 GMT

What's Good?

Yesterday at the Job...Coworker: Hey Man, What's Good?Me: What's Good...?(Silence) as I walk away*Quick UpdateI injured my finger while workingout earlier today, went to the ER, had to wait around for...
Posted by on Wed, 27 May 2009 21:39:00 GMT

The Five Second Rule Does Not Apply to Buses

The Five-Second Rule Does Not Apply to BusesDisgusted mother to little girl who picked up a Swedish fish she dropped on the bus floor: "Don't eat that."Little girl, dusting it off: "It's okay, I'll ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jan 2009 21:28:00 GMT

The 20 Stupidest GI Joe Vehicles Ever

I saw this posted on another site and thought I'd share.The 20 Stupidest GI Joe Vehicles Ever All photos courtesy of yojoe.com 20. You're going to see this a lot in the next couple minutes: a whole bu...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 06:59:00 GMT