Blocked Writer |
So I haven't written anything forever. I think I have writers block which sounds weird because here I am writing. I just can't think of anything witty or any thoughtful questions to ask. This is bland...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Apr 2009 21:00:00 GMT |
WOW TOOTH TOE ELVES! |
Hello my brothers and sisters of the trees! Use your fire arrows on those nasty goblins! Don't be paranoid like Frodo, sit your gnome ass down and stay awhile. Whilst roaming though the woods last we...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Mar 2009 02:47:00 GMT |
Campers |
CampersWOWThou that sits in one spot and stares at same the item for entirely too long, whats wrong?EVILOLIVEHow I hate thee!DAMNMADGiving each other the "goggly eyes" for nigh an hour longer than tho...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Mar 2009 01:22:00 GMT |
Lukewarmness... Most offensive |
I know your works; you are neither cold nor hot. I wish that you were either cold or hot. So, because you are lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I am about to spit you out of my mouth. For you say, ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Mar 2009 02:35:00 GMT |
The Good Die Young |
So true. Kick some tires and light some fires someone once said. Who wants to get old? Other than my innate fear of small spaces and heights I would say this ranks on my list of things that will suck....
Posted by on Mon, 16 Mar 2009 23:15:00 GMT |
The Lake Virus |
So it was around midnight tonight. Couldn't sleep. I want some cookies. Life is janky right now, family, friends, "others" whatever. Drove to the house I grew up, my ma's house, just drove around...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Mar 2009 00:20:00 GMT |
Those aren't bananas, We all are |
Like I've said before in the past. There are two types of people cat people and dog people.... I have to add a third, you can put the third in that gray area of fish, or lizard, snake, murderous ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Feb 2009 00:20:00 GMT |
The Consultant |
That is janky as hell - Dallas HeimbergerDarling, you know and I know that everything is straight between us at last beyond the furthest abstract definition in metaphysical terms or any terms you want...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Feb 2009 16:34:00 GMT |
OUT with the OLD (Gerontophobia) |
I've had it. OLD PEOPLE??? What the fuck is wrong with them? Greatest Generation. Give me a break. I like to blog about what I see, and here is an example. I have been seriously wondering if you...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 16:50:00 GMT |
The mostly true story of Pickled Petes |
My motto for 09' has been "KEEP IT REAL," last night keeping it real went totally right. Its mostly true because I was wasted and can't accurately portray a night that I was only half coherent fo...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Feb 2009 09:12:00 GMT |
