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Jeff

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About Me

If you don't already know me, why are you on my page. If you want to get to know me, ask me a question (odds are I'll answer it, when I feel like it). If you can't ask me, feel free to pester my friends (some of them are pictured below). If none of these are suitable options for you, you're a myspace stalker. If that is the case, you had better be a woman, straight, bright, charming, and damn good looking. If all those are true, see your therapist about why you are stalking people on myspace. If you don't have a therapist, get one, because it's not going to be me.

My Interests

Theatre, Sports, Movies, Writing, Acting, Drinking, and Searching for the meaning in existence. (Hopefully not all at the same time)

I'd like to meet:

If you bring something to the table, I would like to meet you, providing I'm in the mood.Typically one would write in heroes, celebrities, or historical figures in this area. However, if I met them I might not think as much of them. Therefore I choose to meet who I meet.

Music:

U2, Nine Inch Nails, Tom Lehrer, Guns and Roses, Pink Floyd, Yes, Rush, Dave Matthews, 80's Soundtracks, Pat Benatar, Karl Orff, Danny Elfman, Rob Zombie, Scottish Bagpipes, Jay Z, Faith Hill, even that idol Kelly Clarkson. Blues Brothers, Ray Charles, Aretha Franklin, Hair bands, Iron Maiden, I don't know you name it.

Movies:

The Lion in Winter, The Philadelphia Story, Murder by Death, Closetland, Looking for Richard, The Arisocrats, Star Wars (even episodes I-III, but I want my $8 back), Serenity, Her Alibi, Serendipity, Indiana Jones' Trilogy, just to name a few.

Television:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly, The West Wing, Slings and Arrows, Coupling, The Office (Brittish version),Battlestar Galactica (both of them), Lost, South Park, The Family Guy, Rescue Me, and of course FOOTBALL.

Books:

Catch 22 (by far my favorite), Angels and Demons, various books on mythology, various biographies, Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot..., V for Vendetta, The Watchmen (Yes they qualify)...