I may or may not be obsessed with Evan Rachel Wood... |
I’m at work, having eaten a roast beef sandwich for breakfast and debating on whether or not I want to drink a stomach-ache inducing Nesquik. On the one hand it’s a bottle of creamy ...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 06:11:00 GMT |
....and that is where babies come from |
My life is in a state of flux at the moment. I'm leaving my department in favor of advertising research so all those poor suckers can get their asses outsourced to India while I lay on a mattres...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 21:06:00 GMT |
Bob & Weave |
Recent events have led me to some conflicting emotions, much like the hot nazi from the third Indiana Jones movie. It's like, "I know you're a nazi, and therefore I must destroy you(preferably w...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:52:00 GMT |
My brush with death.... |
I recently got into a car accident, at the blistering speed of 5 miles per hour. There was an innocuous 311 song playing on 104.1(which started playing good music again, not that I like 311 in p...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:37:00 GMT |
On truancy... |
Henry was a hypochondriac. "I think I need to see a doctor," said Henry. Having heard nearly identical sentiments for the better part of ten years, Kitty looked away, staring purposefully ...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 18:41:00 GMT |
It's not grammatically incorrect....I'm being colloquial!! |
Being on the precipice of adulthood doesn't bother me one bit, the one thing I can't stand is having identical conversations with everyone I see. Since it's frowned upon to have no clue what you...
Posted by on Wed, 17 May 2006 22:11:00 GMT |
On inevitability.... |
Rubbing the viscous liquid between my fingertips I slowly realized that something had gone horribly wrong at some point in my life. I washed my hands and loosened my tie, sighing heavily as I op...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 22:49:00 GMT |
Ayatollah Crayola |
Feelings of inadequacy come easily to men, but never was this feeling quite so lucid as when I was a kid. Now let me say this: I am not a wealthy man. So naturally, circa 1991 I was not a ...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 00:04:00 GMT |
A Valentine's Day Tribute Blog |
Valentine's Day generally ends up being either horrible or awesome, depending mainly on one's relationship status. Those without someone obviously resent the holiday which highlights their alone...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 10:58:00 GMT |
Taste the rainbow.....sucka. |
So today I had a rather interesting run-in with a dude in an electric wheelchair. First, let me begin by saying this, I had already helped this guy at work on Saturday and he STOLE MY FUCKING PE...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 21:58:00 GMT |
